{"id":6682,"date":"2020-10-04T21:34:26","date_gmt":"2020-10-04T21:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/?p=6682"},"modified":"2020-10-04T21:34:26","modified_gmt":"2020-10-04T21:34:26","slug":"two-longdogs-and-a-biscuit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/two-longdogs-and-a-biscuit\/","title":{"rendered":"TWO LONGDOGS AND A BISCUIT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, dear listener, we&#8217;re all about dog stuff again. Blimey, a puppy!<\/p>\n<p>As later this week we\u2019ll be talking a bit about African vampires, Black vampires, vampire hunters, and related fun, here\u2019s an update on the pack. Which is now back up to three for the first time since we lost the mighty (if obstinate) Twiglet a couple of years ago, at the age of sixteen.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019ve always liked having a succession of canine companions, all rescues, and with both longdogs getting older, we felt we\u2019d like an additional companion, maybe for those longer walks and more difficult landscapes. Aha, we thought \u2013 we\u2019ll go scour the rescue centres, especially fine places like Lurcher Link in West Yorkshire (through which Django and Chill found us). Perhaps a one or two year old lurcher, eager for a bit of affection and exertion in equal measure&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oho! said the World. Tough luck. One of your relatives has a friend whose bull terrier came into heat, and unexpectedly got into heavy kissing with a naughty boy doggy. And one of her pups has been returned from its first placement because they couldn\u2019t handle it. It is small, and no one wants it. It needs a home now.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6685\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6685\" style=\"width: 447px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/20200930_143853.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6685\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/two-longdogs-and-a-biscuit\/20200930_143853\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/20200930_143853.jpg?fit=4128%2C3096\" data-orig-size=\"4128,3096\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"20200930_143853\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/20200930_143853.jpg?fit=300%2C225\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/20200930_143853.jpg?fit=474%2C356\" class=\"wp-image-6685\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/20200930_143853.jpg?resize=447%2C335\" alt=\"\" width=\"447\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/20200930_143853.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/20200930_143853.jpg?resize=768%2C576 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/20200930_143853.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/20200930_143853.jpg?w=948 948w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/20200930_143853.jpg?w=1422 1422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 447px) 100vw, 447px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6685\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">you are mine, pink thing<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So it was that the family became divided in an instant, with Chilli and I feeling extremely dubious about this move, the two other pink people being rather keen, and Django just wondering how to get into the fridge, as usual. But some of us lost the battle. First it was an overnight stay, and then it was a week\u2019s trial, and then\u2026<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6684\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6684\" style=\"width: 407px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/biccy5.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6684\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/two-longdogs-and-a-biscuit\/biccy5\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/biccy5.jpg?fit=2000%2C1500\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SM-A415F&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1601369949&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.6&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;4000&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.100001&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"biccy5\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/biccy5.jpg?fit=300%2C225\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/biccy5.jpg?fit=474%2C356\" class=\"wp-image-6684\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/biccy5.jpg?resize=407%2C305\" alt=\"\" width=\"407\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/biccy5.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/biccy5.jpg?resize=768%2C576 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/biccy5.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/biccy5.jpg?w=2000 2000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/biccy5.jpg?w=948 948w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/biccy5.jpg?w=1422 1422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 407px) 100vw, 407px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6684\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">a break from the cleaning<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>We now have a highly annoying 10 week old bull terrier x something pup in permanent residence. He is called Biscuit, and his main characteristics are:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>He runs upstairs constantly, and then shrieks to come down again.<\/li>\n<li>He steals and seeks to destroy shoes, socks, jumpers and Useful Tools.<\/li>\n<li>He bites my earlobes (drawing blood), and rips at my beard and ponytail.<\/li>\n<li>He is obsessed with carrots and cries if he can\u2019t have one.<\/li>\n<li>He baits the other dogs until they lose their tempers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>In short, he is a Bloody Nuisance. He is also extremely unhelpful to my writing career, especially when he plays \u2018sleevies\u2019 whilst I am trying to type, and when he starts shrieking for something just when I\u2019m on a crucial passage.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6687\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6687\" style=\"width: 423px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/puppychilli.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6687\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/two-longdogs-and-a-biscuit\/puppychilli\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/puppychilli.jpg?fit=2000%2C1500\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SM-A415F&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1601138152&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.6&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;640&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.041666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"puppychilli\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/puppychilli.jpg?fit=300%2C225\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/puppychilli.jpg?fit=474%2C356\" class=\"wp-image-6687\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/puppychilli.jpg?resize=423%2C317\" alt=\"\" width=\"423\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/puppychilli.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/puppychilli.jpg?resize=768%2C576 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/puppychilli.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/puppychilli.jpg?w=2000 2000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/puppychilli.jpg?w=948 948w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/puppychilli.jpg?w=1422 1422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 423px) 100vw, 423px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6687\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">chilli allows first contact<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>After two weeks, he is still weeing rather randomly, but pooing <em>almost<\/em> always on his training pads. He knows his name, when to come, and how to sit for treats. So that\u2019s something.<\/p>\n<p>As for Django and Chilli\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Django is getting on, and has a touch of arthritis and possibly early Cushing\u2019s Disease, which means he\u2019s not quite as mobile as he was. But he\u2019s a relaxed dog, and still fairly active in his pursuit of a comfortable blanket, a modest walk, and as many treats as possible. His main interest in life beyond those is to steal food, so he has a hobby which keeps him busy (this has recently come to include ripping the bottom out of the recycling bag so he can lick out meat trays, tin cans and hummus pots).<\/p>\n<p>He determined with a few hours that Biscuit did not fall into the \u2018easy snack\u2019 category, and thus paid the pup little attention, even allowing the tiny bugger to curl up next to him.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupknee.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6686\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/two-longdogs-and-a-biscuit\/pupknee\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupknee.jpg?fit=2000%2C1500\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;DMC-TZ70&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1600886196&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;7.2&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;1600&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.25&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pupknee\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupknee.jpg?fit=300%2C225\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupknee.jpg?fit=474%2C356\" class=\" wp-image-6686 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupknee.jpg?resize=418%2C314\" alt=\"\" width=\"418\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupknee.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupknee.jpg?resize=768%2C576 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupknee.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupknee.jpg?w=2000 2000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupknee.jpg?w=948 948w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupknee.jpg?w=1422 1422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 418px) 100vw, 418px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Chilli on the other hand, older but fitter, was deeply unimpressed, and avoided this small brown horror completely for the first few days. Dominant and territorial, she then made it clear that Biscuit was not getting on the bed with her. Not getting on the sofa with her. Not coming into her corner. No way. And given Chilli\u2019s bite, we were a bit worried about this (she once gave Django a veterinary-level wound for jumping on her by surprise).<\/p>\n<p>However, in the last few days she has apparently softened, and has condescended to play-fight now and then, including \u2018bitey face\u2019 (which given the size of her teeth and the size of the pup is an alarming situation \u2013 we supervise in terror). He can come on the sofa sometimes, but <strong>only<\/strong> when there is a human barrier firmly in place. It\u2019s progress.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6688\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6688\" style=\"width: 417px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/threebics.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6688\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/two-longdogs-and-a-biscuit\/threebics\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/threebics.jpg?fit=2000%2C1500\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SM-A415F&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1601820159&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.6&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;800&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.049996&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"threebics\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/threebics.jpg?fit=300%2C225\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/threebics.jpg?fit=474%2C356\" class=\"wp-image-6688\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/threebics.jpg?resize=417%2C313\" alt=\"\" width=\"417\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/threebics.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/threebics.jpg?resize=768%2C576 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/threebics.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/threebics.jpg?w=2000 2000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/threebics.jpg?w=948 948w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/threebics.jpg?w=1422 1422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 417px) 100vw, 417px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6688\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">two longdogs and a biscuit<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Anyway, today I had the first full pack line up whilst eating my lunch. Three dogs standing quietly in a row by my desk, each waiting for sliced ham, with Biscuit sitting patiently between the other two until he got his tiny token scrap. No fighting or snarling, for once. And so I felt it might just be safe to make this post.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6689\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6689\" style=\"width: 431px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupsdesk.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6689\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/two-longdogs-and-a-biscuit\/pupsdesk\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupsdesk.jpg?fit=2000%2C1500\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.3&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;DMC-TZ70&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1600612257&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;800&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pupsdesk\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupsdesk.jpg?fit=300%2C225\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupsdesk.jpg?fit=474%2C356\" class=\"wp-image-6689\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupsdesk.jpg?resize=431%2C323\" alt=\"\" width=\"431\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupsdesk.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupsdesk.jpg?resize=768%2C576 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupsdesk.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupsdesk.jpg?w=2000 2000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupsdesk.jpg?w=948 948w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/greydogtales.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/pupsdesk.jpg?w=1422 1422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 431px) 100vw, 431px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6689\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">an earlier, less patient, attempt at lunch<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Tomorrow \u2013 now that I have committed myself in print \u2013 lots of things will probably go wrong. I shall try to be patient, knowing at least that next time we fancy another dog, I will be able to insist on that lurcher I wanted in the first place&#8230;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em>greydogtales.com<\/em> has had fine experiences with Lurcher Link. You can learn more about them and their dogs below:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lurcher-link.org\/\">https:\/\/www.lurcher-link.org\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, dear listener, we&#8217;re all about dog stuff again. Blimey, a puppy! As later this week we\u2019ll be talking a bit about African vampires, Black vampires, vampire hunters, and related fun, here\u2019s an update on the pack. 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