SIX MORE STRANGE TALES THAT LINGER

“In all weathers you might have seen that hulking old woman, with her vague, staring, reddish face, trudging through the streets…”

A monstrous appetite, a man from the waves, a child’s fractured visions and more. It’s no secret that we like peculiar stories. They don’t have to be from any particular genre, but they have to be darned odd. And whilst there are many fine and well-known classics in the short story form, we also like finding forgotten gems – and wondering why on earth they were forgotten.

So today we highlight six more examples of these, reminding you of our general rules in such articles – the stories should be:

  • memorable for their themes, key elements or imagery;
  • different from the usual fare in some way, either in style, approach or resolution;
  • free of the standard vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies and cthulhoids for a change;
  • lodged in one’s memory long after the book is closed.

This time we bent our previous ‘overtly supernatural’ rule occasionally, as we are on the edge of talking early weird fiction rather than standard ghosts and hauntings fare…


NOTE: All of these can be hunted down somewhere on-line, though ‘Nightmare Jack’ can be hard to find, and is probably most easily located by buying the Ash-Tree e-book of Metcalfe’s stories:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007KM9P2K/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_lx-EEbW31Z9PS

The Vernon Lee first came out in Vanitas, which can be found on Project Gutenberg; ‘The Case of Mr Lucraft’ is on Project Gutenberg Australia. Jerome’s ‘Silhouettes’ can be read here:

https://americanliterature.com/author/jerome-k-jerome/short-story/silhouettes


1) ‘NIGHTMARE JACK’ (1925)

John Metcalfe

A long tale of theft and wickedness in Burma, and of final fates in London Town. Dark and fascinating, as it draws you in to the doom of men.

‘ “I shall give you the story as at last he told it to us those ten years back in the upper room of the little, black inn at Shale, whilst the sweat broke and glistened on his face and the horror gathered in his eyes.” ‘

Occasionally difficult in places because of the rendition of Nightmare Jack’s style of speech, but intense and full of eerie references:

‘ “Whilst the wind without raced up against the yellow tide and his face within went grey upon the pillow, that little, whispering man spoke to us—by his frantic hands and eyes as much as by his dying mouth—of the mythos of the Web and Loaf, and the faded terror of the Triple Scum…” ‘


2) ‘THE BIRD IN THE GARDEN’ (1912)

Richard Middleton

Published posthumously, this tale, like the Jerome below, is difficult to settle in any genre. You might pass it off as a weird  observational piece, or as a  domestic horror story, or as some form of early magical realism. Do give it a try.  Middleton, who died young, is unjustly neglected, and the whole posthumous collection The Ghost Ship and Other Stories is a very sound acquisition.

‘It was in the morning after they had just been watered that the plants looked and smelt best, and when the sun shone through the grating and the diamonds were shining and falling through the forest, Toby would tell the baby about the great bird who would one day come flying through the trees—a bird of all colours, ugly and beautiful, with a harsh sweet voice. “And that will be the end of everything,” said Toby, though of course he was only repeating a story his Uncle John had told him.’


3) ‘SILHOUETTES’ (1894)

Jerome K Jerome

How you would classify this very serious piece by Jerome, we couldn’t say,  even though we keep re-reading it. It has horror in its nature, but is not supernatural (we don’t think). Suffice to say that it’s odd, disquieting, with scary aspects of a child’s point of view.

‘After what seemed an endless time, we heard the heavy gate unbarred, and quickly clanged to, and footsteps returning on the gravel. Then the door opened again, and my father entered, and behind him a crouching figure that felt its way with its hands as it crept along, as a blind man might. The figure stood up when it reached the middle of the hall, and mopped its eyes with a dirty rag that it carried in its hand; after which it held the rag over the umbrella-stand and wrung it out, as washerwomen wring out clothes, and the dark drippings fell into the tray with a dull, heavy splut.’


4) ‘THE CASE OF MR. LUCRAFT’ (1888)

Walter Besant & James Rice

A most curious story and one of our favourites for its unusual study of human appetite. A warning, though – it is marred in places by its period portrayal, and the dialogue, of a black servant (though he may also not be what he at first seems). Worth knowing about, but certainly with that proviso.

‘I sat down in the nearest chair, and looked round the room. The first thing I remarked was that I could not see the door by which we had been admitted. The room was octagonal, and on every side stood some heavy piece of furniture; a table with glass, a case of bookshelves, a sofa, but no door. My head began to go round as I continued my observations. There was no window either, nor was there any fireplace. Then I felt a sudden giddiness, and I suppose I fell backwards on my chair. It was partly the faintness of hunger, but partly it was the strange room, and that old man glaring at me with his great wolfish eyes.’

An introduction to Walter Besant, by author Matt Wingett, can be found in our archives here:

http://greydogtales.com/blog/portsmouth-humgrummits-and-walter-besant/


5) ‘THE LEGEND OF MADAME KRASINSKA’ (1892)

Vernon Lee

Lee (or Violet Paget, as she was outside her writing) is well enough known, but many of her complex tales are overlooked these days. Whilst her style can be painstaking and dense,  she also provides memorable imagery in her works. Sora Lena lurks long after you close the book…

‘ “Do you want to know the story of poor old Sora Lena?” asked Cecchino, taking the sketch from Madame Krasinska’s hand, and looking over it at the charming, eager young face.

‘The sketch might have passed for a caricature; but anyone who had spent so little as a week in Florence those six or seven years ago would have recognised at once that it was merely a faithful portrait. For Sora Lena—more correctly Signora Maddalena—had been for years and years one of the most conspicuous sights of the town. In all weathers you might have seen that hulking old woman, with her vague, staring, reddish face, trudging through the streets or standing before shops, in her extraordinary costume of thirty years ago, her enormous crinoline, on which the silk skirt and ragged petticoat hung limply, her gigantic coal-scuttle bonnet, shawl, prunella boots, and great muff or parasol; one of several outfits, all alike, of that distant period, all alike inexpressibly dirty and tattered. In all weathers you might have seen her stolidly going her way, indifferent to stares and jibes, of which, indeed, there were by this time comparatively few, so familiar had she grown to staring, jibing Florence. In all weathers, but most noticeably in the worst, as if the squalor of mud and rain had an affinity with that sad, draggled, soiled, battered piece of human squalor, that lamentable rag of half-witted misery.’


6) ‘HAUNTED’ (1918)

Gwendolyn Ranger Wormser

From her only known collection, The Scarecrow and Other Stories – a collection which contains a selection of striking tales, and should certainly be more widely circulated. Few these days seem to have even heard of her.  Again, a number of her tales come closer to what we might call weird fiction than straight horror.

What the protagonist in ‘Haunted’ is or was, and quite what is his final fate, remains to be seen…

‘He could never remember where he had come from, or what had happened. All that he ever knew was that far out by the nets in the early morning they had come upon him and had brought him in to shore. Naturally, the fishermen had questioned him; but his vagueness, his absolute lack of belief that he had ever been anything before they had snatched him from the waters, had frightened them so that since that day they had left him severely alone. Fishing folk have strange, superstitious ideas about certain things. He had borne the full weight of their credulous awe. Perhaps because he, himself, thought as they thought. That he was something come from the sea, and of the sea, and always belonging to the sea.’



You can find our original Tales that Linger here, with a range of twelve supernatural suggestions, here:

http://greydogtales.com/blog/twelve-tales-which-linger/


We should also mention the members of the Boiled Bones Facebook Group, who suggested other striking ‘lingerers’ which were somewhat unusual, amongst them:

Ralph Adams Cram ‘THE DEAD VALLEY’ (1895)

D K Broster ‘CLAIRVOYANCE’ (1932)

David Grinnell ‘THE RAG THING’ (1951)

A E D Smith ‘THE COAT’ (1952)

If you don’t know these already, all four should be of great interest to enthusiasts of strange stories.

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MR BUBBLES – ON THE NATURE OF MONSTERS

Why not join us, dear listener, as we try to cheer you up* with a short compendium of equine frolics and horror. Ghouls, werewolves and vampires; terrifying dragons, witches and even the Deep Ones of Innsfoot – today, your favourite slightly psychotic pony, Mr Bubbles, encounters a striking range of monsters, and does… well, he does what Mr Bubbles does.

It’s not pretty.

* Consumer advice: ‘Cheering up’ is a relative concept; consult your financial adviser if in doubt.

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NOTE: For any listener who can make no sense of the following, well done! But for others, be it known that in the heart of the Yorkshire Wolds, a plucky teenage girl, Sandra, roams hill, moor, lane and dale protecting the hapless inhabitants from the darkness that threatens to interfere with normal postal hours.

By her side stands her best chum Mr Bubbles – hell on four hooves, inclined to kick first and not bother to ask questions afterwards. Exactly what Mr Bubbles is, apart from appearing as a huge black pony with a temper and a dismissive attitude to most people except Sandra, we leave for history to decipher.

J Linseed Grant, professional misanthrope and curmudgeonly writer of St Botolph-in-the-Wolds, chronicles their adventures, of which these are but a sample…


THE EFFIGY OF DOOM

A thrilling Mr Bubbles adventure, by J Linseed Grant

The old woman’s smile was saw-toothed and sly as she stepped out into the lane, blocking their path. Her lank grey hair hung wild around her domed head, almost hiding the carrion-crow gleam of her sunken eyes.

“For many a silvered moon have I worked,” she said, her voice a charnel whisper on the dry air. “And through strange devices have I made tight the nine-witch knot, and brought vapours sulphurous, befouled, from the poisoned earth. I have wrought your doom.”

Sandra dropped her egg sandwich in surprise; Mr Bubbles only stared, his tail flicking from side to side.

The woman reached under soiled petticoats, and brought out the fruition of her work. In her hands she held the crude clay figurine of a horse, a figurine which had dark thorns thrust into the eyes, the ears, the rump and blunted limbs.

“See,” she said. “And your beast’s own hair is tied close to this effigy, that each thrust of my curse upon him will cut the deeper!”

“My backside doesn’t look like that,” said Mr Bubbles, stepping closer.

The woman scowled. “It is but a mirror of the flesh for the purposes of–”

“And you got the ears wrong.”

“Foolish animal, by my warped craft it does symbolise your –”

“The front legs are far too short.” Mr Bubbles’s nostrils flared. “Looks more like a donkey. Or a cow. You not done horses before?”

Shuddering, the crone lowered her malign gaze. “I missed that class,” she muttered.

“Obviously.” The slightly psychotic pony shook his great head, and trotted over to the fallen egg sandwich.

Sandra and the old woman stared at each other.

“It was a jolly good try,” said Sandra, trying to sound encouraging. “I liked the nose.”

The woman sighed. “Is he going to trample my fragile skull with his monstrous iron hooves, and send me to the Nether Pits of Hell with scarce a thought?”

They watched Mr Bubbles as he ate, fragments of yolk gold against his huge ivory-coloured teeth.

“Probably,” said Sandra. “Unless you can leg it before he finishes that sandwich…”


MR BUBBLES AND THE GHOUL

A tale of unspeakable horror, by J Linseed Grant

The dark maned, dark eyed equine stood four-legs firm in the moonlight, his nostrils flaring. The mist of his hot breath curdled in the fog around him, forming shapes which it was better not to name. In the open grave by those great hooves crouched a gnarled figure, shreds of dried flesh between its broken yellow teeth. Less than half of the plot’s legal occupant remained.

The creature snarled, picking up a rotting piece of coffin with which to defend itself.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asked Mr Bubbles, scraping one iron-shod hoof against another as he peered down into the grave.

The ghoul eyed its opponent, and realised that it would need most of a large oak tree to make a dent in this one. With a sigh, it put the useless piece of wood down, and squatted with a certain awkwardness over the rest of its intended dinner.

“Er… recycling?” it offered, in a voice like grit and sand.

***

Afterwards, Mr Bubbles had the feeling that, maybe just once, the monsters had the right idea…


MR BUBBLES AND THE VAMPIRE OF THE WASTES

A shocking story of contemporary chills, by J Linseed Grant

Far beyond Buttersmite Fell lie the Yorkshire Wastes, a vast stretch of dead bracken, rotting mire-grass, and discarded China Mieville novels. It is an unforgiving land, holding the bleached bones of many a rambler – and also a selection of ramblers’ wristwatches, some of which still work. Only drunken sheep farmers and the occasional clock-poacher go that way…

Sandra was beginning to worry that she had made a slight mistake.

Under a giblet moon, she reloaded her Remington shotgun, and considered her options. Her vile, vampiric foe was out there in the dark, gliding from hummock to hummock and whistling the opening music to ‘Twilight’ – a wicked ploy which was making her grow weaker and more nauseous by the minute.

“I will get you, you know,” she called out bravely.

“ ‘Ooh, Edward, I want your babies’,” hissed the vampire from mere yards away.

“No!” Sandra staggered under the impact of such inanity. Losing her footing, she sank to her knees in the wet grass, her gun lost in the darkness. The creature loomed over her, his lips drawn back to reveal excellent dental hygiene.

“So, Little Huntress. Alone out on this bleak moorland, and fit to be a feast of spurting corpuscles. How lovely.”

Sandra’s sudden smile was grim. “Oh, not alone, exactly.”

A shaft of moonlight broke through herring-coloured clouds, revealing a four-legged equine of such solidity than several quite solid things nearby admitted defeat and evaporated.

“Mr Bubbles! We have him!” shouted the girl.

The undead monster snarled, and turned to face the newcomer. Mr Bubbles was an imposing sight, festooned as he was with several dozen sharpened fence posts (still linked by barbed-wire), a sack of silver crucifixes and half a granite font looted from a nearby church, along with fifteen jars of out-of-date garlic paste.

“Bloody heavy, this lot,” he muttered, “Took me ages to nick it all.”

And the slightly psychotic pony, his eyes gleaming red, walked slowly towards the vampire…

***

When the ill-smelling mists had dissipated, the pony looked down at Sandra.

“Gibbous.”

“What do you mean, boy?”

“Gibbous, not giblet moon.” Mr Bubbles bit down on a discarded fence post, but spat most of it out again. “Hungry. Go home now?”


MR BUBBLES AND THE WEREWOLF OF WETWANG

A terrifying adventure from J Linseed Grant

“I’m a bit disappointed,” said Sandra. “I was all set for us to go over to Wetwang and see if we could sort out the rumours that a vicious shape-shifter was terrorising the village, a sort of man-wolf thing. But it’s disappeared, apparently. I bought a new Thermos flask, as well.”

Mr Bubbles munched on a sheet that was hanging over the washing line.

“There’ll be others,” he said, surprisingly placid as he sampled the new fabric conditioner.

“I suppose so.” She ambled back to the farmhouse, where her mother was nailing an Easter Egg to the front door for Christmas. It seemed that Sandra hadn’t hidden the gin as well as she had thought.

“Hello, Mother. Everything all right?”

Her mother stared at the foil and chocolate wreckage for a moment, and then turned round, smiling.

“Absolutely!” she beamed. “And I love the new rug you sent over with Mr Bubbles.”

“Er… new rug?”

“Mmn. Sort of grey and shaggy, very stylish. I did wonder, though, why it has fingers…”


MR BUBBLES AND THE GREAT DRAKE OF DALBY

A thrilling tale of ancient horror and dark combat, by J Linseed Grant

The shadow of the monstrous scaled drake fell across Butterwick and Foxholes, Octon and Thwing, and the people were sore afraid; its wings beat the hot evening like thunderclaps, promising a rain of sulphurous fire to come. In the beast’s wake, the village of Langtoft was already aflame – though to be fair, that had mostly been the result of a barbecue dispute over how much petrol would cook fifteen pounds of sausages quickly enough to satisfy someone’s domineering father-in-law – ‘I told you, Kevin!’

Grindale was scorched; Kilham was slightly seared, and the simple folk of Rudston were wearing sunglasses. All that stood in the vile drake’s path was a single massive black equine who waited by the stream at Foxholes, staring at several geese…

The drake hovered below the clouds, soaring down occasionally to take a closer look at the only being which wasn’t running away.

“I shall be master of this realm!” bellowed the drake, its voice a spike of pure malice. “I shall gorge myself on the bones of men and cattle!”

“Uh-huh.” The pony was trying to decide if the goose on the left had a longer neck, or it was just the way she was standing.

“I shall drive the women and children to the high crags, and they shall be my winter-feast!”

“Right. I get the idea.” No, it was just the way the goose was standing, he thought.

The drake circled, waxing wroth. “And all this land, all these fields, will be scorched down to the living rock, left a barren waste as a monument to my power!”

Mr Bubbles looked up, one nostril flaring. “Which fields?”

“All of them!” screamed the drake in triumph and fury.

“Even the ones with parsnips in? And turnips?” The pony planted his huge hooves more carefully in the soft earth.

A draconian brow gained furrows the size of drainage ditches. “Parsnips? What care I for the paltry crops of men? I am the invulnerable, unconquerable Great Drake of Dalby, you pitiful beast!”

Deep in the black pools of the pony’s eyes there blossomed a crimson flame far hotter than any dragon’s breath.

“Well, you might have been,” said Mr Bubbles. “Until you mentioned that bit about my fields…”

***

As the Great Drake of Dalby limped away north on three legs, dragging one lacerated wing behind it and trying to see out of its remaining eye, it ruminated sadly on the ways of the world. Apparently you could destroy entire counties and turn realms to ashes, but it wasn’t a wise move to threaten someone’s root vegetables.

Also, it would have to look up invulnerable in the dictionary…

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MR BUBBLES GOES TO THE SEASIDE

A heartwarming story of holiday fun, by J Linseed Grant

Mary and his cousin Sandra sat on a heap of bricks, and considered the remains of Innsfoot. It had to be said that this once sleepy coastal town was not at its best. Acrid smoke drifted across the ruined harbour; boarding houses, stores and churches burned all around them, and the streets were littered with slumped or twitching bodies. One or two of the latter managed the occasional pained croak from beneath dark, suspicious cowls, but as neither of the cousins had any sticking plasters, it seemed best to ignore them.

“I had hoped for a paddle by the sands, you know? Like when we were at Scarborough,” said Sandra, rummaging in her back-pack. “And an icecream.”

She watched her faithful pony, Mr Bubbles, as he stomped along the sea-wall, dismembering a selection of wide-mouthed corpses. Every so often he would bend his head, sniff at a pair of unclaimed gills or a lonely limb, and then, picking them up with his teeth, chuck them into the wreckage-strewn sea. He seemed quite pleased with himself.

“Me too.” Mary nodded. “Where did Mr Bubbles get depth-charges, anyway?”

“I’ve honestly no idea,” she said, pulling out a foil-wrapped package. “And so many of them! Sandwich?”

Mary ducked as a large hand flew past his head. When the appendage splatted onto the pavement a few feet away, it was clearly rather webbed. Its owner must have been a jolly good swimmer. Once.

“What exactly are they?” he asked.

“The people of Innsfoot?”

“No, the sandwiches.”

“Fish paste.”

And suddenly neither of them was hungry any more…



A new run of book reviews, lurcher stuff, interviews and other nonsense will follow over the next week or so…


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