JOHN LINWOOD GRANT IS NOT IN

Writing about Africa. Slightly psychotic ponies. Mythos fiction. Weird fictional roots. We are responsible for little of what follows – but it appears to include an awful lot of words from John Linwood Grant. For here at greydogtales we find that even we are not immune to the latest fashions and trends. So today we welcome a guest interviewer – the handsome, intelligent, and adequately tall S. L. Edwards (er, we’re not sure we wrote that line). S. L. Edwards has conducted all sorts of interviews in the past, but this is his first time interviewing a fellow author. Well. Let’s just see how he does…

THAT LINWOOD BLOKE

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sam: Thanks for being here, John. Your second collection Where All is Night, and Starless is a bit of a departure from your first, A Persistence of Geraniums. Some readers have no doubt come to identify you with your Edwardian stories and its mythology. What common DNA do you see across your two books?

john: My late Victorian/Edwardian tales interconnect more than most, and are well suited to hanging around with each other. Most of them belong in one way or another to my Last Edwardian cycle (like a real velocipede, but on paper). Where All is Night is more eclectic, with quite a bit of what might be called ‘contemporary weird’ in it, and folk horror. As far as I’m concerned, the stories in both are still about people dealing with odd or appalling situations; I find the Edwardian period fascinating, but the base elements of humanity are there in any period. Only the circumstances, sometimes more extreme in this new book, have changed. Less geraniums, though.

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sam: You and I have talked often, and one thing I absolutely envy is your ability to write so many different types of stories. You’ve attributed this to being a “jobbing” writer, but I think there’s more. You certainly don’t get this good without practice. Tell us about this practice. How did a young John Linwood Grant become so interested in horror, humour, and Sherlock Holmes? What are some of the earliest stories you remember writing and where are they now?

john: I had no practice in writing short stories, novelettes or novellas at all until I first tried writing them five or six years ago. I had, however, drafted chunks of some huge, over-complicated novels in the nineties, ploughing away at night after work. I’m not even sure I understand them myself on the few occasions I glance at old chapters from them. They were a bit impenetrable, for the most part. But you might call those ‘practice’, in that I conjured an awful lots of words to no great purpose.

The only real survivor of the early stuff is a partial work which inspired the Last Edwardian stories – and that sprang from years of being purely an avid reader of strange fiction in the seventies and eighties. I was a precocious youth and a fast reader, so devoured such stuff, especially when set from the 1880s to 1930s. Hence Conan Doyle, Algernon Blackwood and M R James influences, probably, but also William Hope Hodgson, who inspired my deeper interest in weird fiction. Add touches like the dry (or wry) humour of Jerome K Jerome, the Grossmiths, and Saki, and there I was. Doomed. It all sounds a bit British, doesn’t it? Hmm.

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sam: And the lurchers, John? What of the lurchers? What is it about those long, shaggy dogs that appeals to you so?

john: I think it’s a feeling that comes over you, or doesn’t – something about them that makes certain people lifelong devotees or enthusiasts. I didn’t know I was one of those people until our first lurcher, and getting more lurchers just made it worse (or even better, if you know what I mean). In practical terms, they’re incredibly fast and amazing to watch when they run, but also terrific companion dogs, returning love for love. When they’re not zooming, they can be very laid-back, and all ours have been been superb ‘family’ dogs. I wouldn’t be without them.

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sam: Turning back to the book, you made the bold decision to include a comma in the title. Beyond that, you actually open the book with a selection of Mythos stories. Your experience with Lovecraft, if I recall correctly, is quite different than mine. Tell us about how you came to write mythos, when you yourself were not so interested in the mythos?

john: I gripped that comma with the heart of a bitter and vengeful lover. But the Mythos… Lovecraft was never a primary interest for me (although by the end of my teens, I’d read just about everything he produced). Even back then I preferred Hope Hodgson, as above, and perhaps Clark Ashton Smith as a ‘weird’ writer, but I was aware of HPL’s impact on others, and acknowledged the power of some of his imagery and ideas. Only ‘At the Mountains of Madness’ really moved me, and the reason for that is something I finally got to cover in ‘Strange Perfumes of a Polar Sun’, which is in the collection.

When I entered the writing market, as it were, I had only post-Hodgsonian roads planned, but then (as you might know) I saw Scott R Jones’s Open Call for his Cthulhusattva anthology. I knew next to nothing about Lovecraftian fiction written in the last two or three decades. Anyway, I read his book When The Stars Are Right: Towards An Authentic R’lyehian Spirituality, which suggested that he was interested in different approaches to Mythosian base concepts. So I wrote ‘Messages’, which he bought.

That encouraged me to believe that it might be possible to work with the roots of Lovecraftian ideas. But not too often. I’m not a great fan of mining the Mythos for mundane monsters, nor of Derlethian reworkings of the Mythos. All that Cthulhu versus The Baby Jesus, and ‘Guess which element I represent?’ doesn’t stand up well after a while. Use of Mythosian ‘gods’ and beings as monsters is fine if you enjoy that as a reader, but it eventually risks dragging them from the deeper point of it all, and they become just more godzillas. Or space godzillas. 

Occasionally someone does still manage something clever, so I haven’t jammed the door completely shut. There are talented writers re-inventing things all the time – but at its worst, it’s tarted-up science fiction/horror without much originality. Cosmic horror itself – in the sense of a blind, uncaring cosmos and humanity’s sense of unimportance – is interesting, of course. I’m more curious about the relationship between humanity and that monstrous void than I am with who steps on who. And there’s only so many times your protagonists can go mad before someone starts looking at their watch…

Mind you, people pay you for it, which surprised me. Not that they’ll ever pay me again, not after saying the above…

sam: We both like Nyarlathotep the most. What is it about the Crawling Chaos that speaks to you?

john: Darn, my Mythosian weak spot. The great thing about Nyarlathotep is that he’s both unknowable and oddly knowable –he demonstrates intent at times, which gives you far more to play with. He intersects with and influences humanity in a way which other Mythosian figures do not. He may be mostly indifferent to this world, but he also toys with it. I get that.

sam: I’ll give you four favorites of mine. ‘Messages,’ ‘Where All is Night, And Starless,’ ‘Marjorie Learns to Fly,’ and ‘For She is Falling. I’ve read your author notes, cheeky as they are. ‘Messages’ and ‘Where All Is Night, And Starless’ are both Mythos stories, but the latter two are wholly original stories. What’s more, ‘For She is Falling,’ appeared in Vastarien. Tell me a bit more about these stories.

john: ‘Marjorie Learns to Fly’ has been oddly popular, though I don’t know why. It’s the story of a bored, underappreciated housewife (a totally deliberate old-style trope, yes), who finds herself being used – and doesn’t do quite what you might expect as a result. One of my more ‘English’ stories, probably. It reminds me of the humdrum suburban life of the seventies and eighties, the dull routine for so many people until something unusual intrudes. Marjorie is many real people. Maybe that’s the appeal?

‘For She is Falling’ is left open to anyone’s interpretation, and avoids giving certain identity to the protagonist. It’s potentially about mental ill health, and potentially about ecology, or about self-determination, or about the dwindling Hidden Folk. Or any and all of those. As I’ve said elsewhere, I don’t mind which people pick. It was very kind of Vastarien to publish that one, especially as I’m not a very good Ligottian.

sam: You once told me “For She is Falling” is an “optimistic story.” But…did I just read suicidal ideation into the story? Why is it “optimistic?”

john: I had the same problem with my story ‘Grey Dog’, which was variously called depressing, just weird, or very moving and positive. That one was simply intended as a portrait of how things were. I work from the inside out, which means that my characters develop through their own choices. The choice made at the end of ‘For She is Falling’ may be an ending in terms of a life, or it may be an escape into new life and freedom. As I said above, the protagonist’s very identity is left open. That lack of certainty was essential to me being able to feel the story myself, how it needed to end – on paper; further definition would have killed it. I can’t write things I can’t ‘feel’.

sam: I also like the final story, which is decidedly NOT optimistic. “At Vrysfontein, Where the Earthwolf Prowls” is very much the sort of story I like. You could remove the supernatural elements and still have a very real horror story about the Boer War and the origins of the practice of concentration camps. Why did you write this story?

john: My period-set tales are often versions of real events, and this one, for me, is an encapsulation of everything that went wrong for everyone, on all sides, during the Boer Wars – a tale without any nice frills or soothing options. And also a portrait of a man, Redvers Blake, who features in other stories of mine, a look at what makes us how we are. In his case, atheistic, weary and cynical, with little faith in anyone, especially the Empire for which he fights.

So it serves more than one purpose (if any of my tales can be said to have purpose). The supernatural allusions are only another symbol of the ghosts and fears that we pick up in life, that we carry with us. Blake is very real and down-to-earth, yet in his troubled humanity, I see him as closer to cosmic horror than many ‘Mythos’ figures.

sam: This is not the only story you write set in Africa. Coupled with ‘With the Dark and the Storm,’ you present stories that are very realistic about the looting of the continent. You portray colonizers who are obsessed with the concept of race, to the point where they shed any sort of pretence of “civilization.” Both stories recall Heart of Darkness not just due to the Africa setting, but because they are very critical looks at colonization. Is it difficult to write about these subjects? If so, why is it important to you?

john: Long answer. To start with, writing about Africa isn’t easy. For one thing, in a sense there’s no such place as Africa. There are disparate regions spread across a vast continent, isolated localities, areas of common language or religion, countries with artificial boundaries which were often created and enforced by colonialists – and so many more issues. I’m just finishing another ‘Africa’ weird story, concerning Amazigh (Berber) women in Morocco, and French colonialism. No connection to either of the stories you mentioned (although I have at least been to Morocco).

Along the same lines, it’s incredibly easy to get wrong unless you come from/have lived in the specific area or culture about which you’re writing. In general, I’d prefer African writers to do this stuff – I don’t plan to make it a habit. For the reprint in this collection, I quickly ran ‘With the Dark and the Storm’ by Nigerian writer and serious talent Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki (also a fellow author in the recent SLAY anthology). He didn’t explode, at least. You should check out his work.

I should add that one of the tropes which most annoys me (and there are many) is the ‘white saviour’ one. When I was nine or ten, it seemed exciting. As an adult, that constant reinforcement of “White guy connects with different culture, comes up with ideas they didn’t have or whatever, and then helps or saves them’’, grates terribly. It denies people from other cultures true agency. Nor is its use dead – you only have to look at the film Avatar. ‘With the Dark and Storm’ was originally written as a rebuff to some of those adventure tales.

Colonialism, though… one of the questions which interests me (and usually appals me) is what the process does to both sides. The fraying away of humanity, or the stripping away of it. Colonial powers don’t – or won’t – recognise that they themselves are changed by what they do. Both the United States and Imperial Britain, for example, were fuelled and formed through the blatant stealing and asset-stripping of other peoples’s lives and lands, and a treatment of those peoples which was at best duplicitous, at worst – so often – venal and murderous. There’s little point in feeling guilty as individuals – I’m not sure guilt on its own is a very useful emotion, anyway – but we must acknowledge what was done and seek to understand its impact. To consider what that makes our societies today. And it’s only proper that modern fiction should reflect those realities, if for no other reason than to counteract the bias, lies and obfuscation of generations of gung-ho pro-colonial literature. End of monologue.

sam: On social media, you often make Mr. Bubbles the horse seem like he’s very evil. Yet in ‘The Horse Road,’ he seems quite the noble steed. Tell me about this horse and his origins. Does he have a code of honor?

john: Haha. Gosh, I’ve never thought of Mr Bubbles as at all evil. What might come over is his casual dismissal of things which annoy him. He can be judgemental, and occasionally brutal. Maybe he’s that part of us which might remain when released from the ‘burden’ of most of society’s rules for getting along with each other. Politeness, favours, common courtesies, layers of obligation – he’s not very interested in those. His responses are visceral rather than intellectual (although he’s smarter than most suspect). And on the plus side, he’s a great egalitarian – he’ll kick almost anyone – and has no time for other people’s stupid prejudices.

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As for the character, he and Sandra sprang fully-formed from childhood memories of pony books, Enid Blyton, and ‘chums’ stories. With a touch of folk horror and the occasional prod at H P Lovecraft. That traditional pony book bond is there between them, but not much of the day-to-day sentimentality. The bedrock is her unconditional love for him, and his utter loyalty to her. So his code revolves around those, and if he has nobility, they are the source. Had he not been born in her particular barn, maybe things wouldn’t have gone so well for anyone…

sam: What’s next? I know you have a mountain of editorial work left to do, but once you’re over that do you have any grand plans for a new work?

john: Editing… bah! We have three issues of Occult Detective Magazine to get out in succession with Dave Brzeski of Cathaven Press, then another volume of Sherlock Holmes & the Occult Detectives and The Book of Carnacki anthology for Belanger Books. Outside of and beyond those tasks, a lot of short stories to write.

Despite toying occasionally with the idea of another novel, I remain fairly wedded to the shorter form – novellas at most. My previous work has come out in many unconnected venues, some obscure, some better known, so I’m planning additional stories in the sub-genres where I already work, with the intent of putting out two, perhaps three or so further collections. These would gather the wayward kids, and add a substantial amount of new material.

john linwood grant

Studies in Grey should gather together the more interesting or unusual of my Sherlock Holmes stories, including aspects and characters from my Last Edwardian cycle such as Mr Dry and Redvers Blake and the occasional scary/ab-natural element. Ain’t No Witch, if I do it, would be all the existing Mamma Lucy tales of a 1920s conjure-woman, plus new and unseen ones. Historical weird fiction or folk horror, I suppose you might call those.

More ambitiously, I’m working with a UK artist to see if a St Botolph collection (which would include some Mr Bubbles) is possible, and have been teased by a publisher about putting together a book of my gay weird fiction – another strand of mine. Plenty to do.

sam: Last question: is Yorkshire a real place? If so, how come I can’t find it on my map?

john: Yorkshire is a state of mind. And God’s own country, naturally.

sam: Thanks, John. I look forward to getting a physical copy of your book. It was an absolute pleasure to read.

john: Thank you as well. It’s been a draining imposition to be cross-questioned and interrogated in such a demanding manner, especially by a tall Texan, but at least you didn’t get my rank or serial number.

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Where All is Night, and Starless, by John Linwood Grant, is due from Trepidatio on 7th July.



Sam L Edwards’ new collection Death of an Author is out on 25th June.

https://journalstone.com/bookstore/the-death-of-an-author/

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SAM L EDWARDS IS NOT A POLITICIAN

Novel writing, tropes and themes, assembling collections and more! Welcome, dear listener, to the first of two extensive interviews in which authors Sam L Edwards and John Linwood Grant question each other. “What?” you say. “That sounds terrific!” And then, after some thought: “Oh, you mean nepotistic mumbling between chums about how writers earn squat. Dullsville.”

But hey, hang on! Often we at greydogtales have little knowledge of our interviewees apart from a recent book release, so cut us some slack when we have someone we know.

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wraparound art by yves tourigny

Today we ask Sam L Edwards about his new collection, and about his writing in general…

ON DEATH OF AN AUTHOR

greydog: Good to have you back, Sam. This time, for obvious reasons, we want to focus mostly on your forthcoming collection, Death of an Author, so, let’s get straight down to it.

First of all, the collection is split into two quite different main sections – Fantasies & True Secrets, and Miskatonic & Madness. Was this a deliberate choice from the start, or simply how the material fell as you assembled it?

sam: Well let me start by saying “Thanks for having me.” You and I have developed a good friendship, along with an online banter which has become sort of infamous. But you were one of the first writers to really welcome me into the fold, and I’ve never not been grateful for that. Also, you know I love your ramblings on greydogtales, and have been hounding you for an interview for some time.

The choice to split the collection into two sections was deliberate, and a third section was added after an emergency flight out of Colombia due to the COVID-19 pandemic, after which I wrote the story ‘The Last Mayflies out of Bogota.’

I’ve always liked collections that are effectively “samplings” of an author’s work, and I think that the first section is a sampling of sort of classic pulp/weird fiction monsters and concepts. I consider my story ‘Bestia’ to be a hack-and-slash adventure tale, albeit focused on mothers and daughters in a dying Texas gulf town. My story ‘Office Hours and After’ is…really I’d call it a “wizard story” but with a twist at Miskatonic University I really shouldn’t reveal. So the idea to have one section designated for what I’d broadly call “Weird Fantasy” and what I would broadly call “Mythos” was always the plan.

greydog: How does this one differ from your first collection Whiskey and Other Unusual Ghosts?

sam: Again, I like the sampling aproach. When putting together Whiskey and Other Unusual Ghosts though, there were some stories that really stuck out and had no business being there at all. My story ‘The Cthulhu Candidate’ was one of them. And Congressman Marsh went from this one-off meme to a reoccurring character, both in the background/foreground in several stories. So, I had to have a place for all my “Lovecraft” stuff and it couldn’t be in Whiskey. Then I had stories inspired by Clark Ashton Smith, some Howard stuff…and it just wasn’t fitting with the unifying horror of Whiskey.

These stories…I’m not sure I’d call them “horror.” There are many horrifying stories. I think ‘Christmas At Castle Dracula’ is rather scary because it probes questions of faith, a critique of nationalism and human history, and so on. I think my vignette ‘Standing There’ is one of the scariest things I’ve ever written, because it is about a truly random, inexplicable ghost encounter.

But overall, the stories are more “fun” than those in Whiskey. Even the most grim Congressman Marsh stories have a tongue-in-cheek humor in them, though the tone is not always humorous. The characters are also far more kinetic. My Whiskey protagonists would fall to the floor, weep and tear their hair out. Granted, I believe the reaction was warranted. But in Death of An Author you have a far more diverse cast. A lot of women characters, though this wasn’t intentional. And they fight back. They’re gunslingers, star athletes, vampires, mages, and so on. Not all of them fight back, but most of them.

greydog: We notice that you chose not to include either your Central American orientated ‘political’ stories (excepting ‘Last Mayflies’) or your troubled Bartred clan supernatural tales in this collection. Are you saving them for later, or did you feel they would skew the book in a different direction?

sam: I guess I should start by clarifying “Central American” and “political” stories. I have to tell you: I’ve lived in several Latin American countries, studied the region extensively and thusly really come to appreciate dense jungles as a setting. Out of all of my published stories, only one is explicitly set in an actual Latin American country. The rest are wholly fictional settings, purposely unnamed because I do not think it is the place of a white writer from the United States to write about ongoing conflicts in countries they are not citizens in. That’s not saying I’m taking any judgemental position, but I just don’t want to contribute to any perception of Latin America as “backward” or “violent.” Frankly, I don’t believe the United States is in a place to talk.

Now the second: “political.” You know, I never get comfortable with that. I take it as a badge of honor, but I believe you and I have talked about this in our chaotic Facebook Messenger conversations. I consider all my stories to be about characters and their dilemmas. But I also believe that horror writers should write about what scares them. I’ve done my research on national collapses, insurgencies, coups, political corruption, democratic backsliding, and more. These themes scare me. So I write about them. And of course, no one exists in a bubble. Politics touches nearly every part of our lives and the idea that a writer wouldn’t eventually be forced to explore their feelings on the issue is a very strange idea to me indeed.

And then I’ll point out: Congressman Marsh is a politician. His stories are, in fact “political” in that they involve politics. And they also show one doesn’t have to travel far to find their own horrors in institutions, individuals and powers. Joe Bartred… all I’ll tell you, John, is keep an eye on one of the characters in Death of An Author. There is, in fact, a planned Bartred connection.

But the shortest answer? Yes. There is in fact, another collection put together. Like the others, it’s split into two halves. The latter half is a series of stories taking place in a fictional character/location, Antioch. This is also the setting of my novel. Without spoiling too much, all I can say is Antioch and its stories are supposed to reflect very contemporary themes and anxieties about democratic backsliding, nationalism and its consequences.

And one day I’d like to write more Bartred stories. I wrote the bulk of them when I was a new writer, so Joe just seems like a different person to me now. Someday soon, hopefully.

greydog: What made you decide on the overall title? Your story ‘Death of an Author’ itself, though a lovely, moving piece, is probably one of the least typical Edwards story we’ve read.

sam: I’ll take that as the least typical Linwood Grant compliment I’ve received.

The answer is simple: it’s the most important story to me in the collection. I’d had the idea for the story for some time before writing it. It’s a novel enough premise: a dying pulp writer being visited by all of the characters he’s ever written. But then my grandfather went through hospice and died of cancer. Without getting to much into the inner stories of my family, which belong to more people than myself and thus aren’t wholly mine to share, it was a tender time for us. It was sad, yes. But we also tried our best to step up for each other, and we were all much more vulnerable during those days than we had been for some time.

The experience totally changed the emotional core of the story, and gave me an imperative to write it. Being with my grandfather the night he died, not the moment he died but the night, really changed me. And it changed the story.

greydog: Very understandable. OK, the Fantasies & True Secrets sections is strongly tilted towards re-interpretations of classic mythic and horror concepts. We take it that you like challenging common tropes?

sam: Honestly, I would love to just write haunted house stories with all the tropes attached. But to do that, you have to be a very good invoker of tone and feeling. Say what we will about Lovecraft, the man could layer on dread like few others. But I’m not that talented, so I rely on characters, who act as my guard rails to make sure that my stories don’t go too far afield.

I never considered myself one who challenged tropes, to be frank. Writing about vampires, I tend to just think about them as people. Awful people, heroic people, who struggle to live in the sun. I would say more than anything else, I enjoy producing writing that invokes some sort of adrenaline when I’m writing it. Whether that’s terror, disgust or the sort of a feeling of a kid playing with all of their favorite toys at once.

greydog: The source of Miskatonic & Madness is more obvious, but what’s your relationship to the whole Lovecraftian Mythos business? Peripheral, close, or haven’t really thought about it? You mentioned his handling of ‘dread’ just now.

sam: Like a lot of us, Lovecraft was my gateway drug. I came to Lovecraft by way of Metallica, which was a band my dad and I bonded over when I was younger. I’d always had a morbid fascination with horror, but Lovecraft was an entirely different level. I admit that at the time I read him I was very young and was really blinded to much of the racism until I encountered that rather unfortunate cat name.

I don’t spend too much thinking about Lovecraft and mythos these days, but that will probably change. I think Lovecraft stays relevant for many reasons. I think Scott R. Jones said in an interview once that as long as racism is at the forefront of society, Lovecraft’s racism will remain a constant topic. I agree with that sentiment, and I really don’t see how we run away from it or accept it. There’s a reason that the young man defending Innsmouth in ‘The Referendum Over Innsmouth’ is so seamlessly an alt-right provocateur.

At the same time, yeah, no one invokes an atmosphere of dread like Lovecraft. And I think the novelty of the Mythos as a shared playground that people can bring their own toys to means it will always be a place writers flock to.

greydog: Which stories here are particularly important to you the writer?

sam: Oh wow. Let’s see. Obviously ‘The Death of An Author.’ I think that ‘I Keep it In A Little Box’ is a very important one, given that I wrote it for my friend Christopher Ropes, who himself has a collection coming soon which you should all invest in. ‘With All Her Troubles Behind Her,’ might be my favorite child. I love the main character, and I love weird westerns. I had an absolute blast writing that one.

The Referendum Over Innsmouth’ was written by a very angry writer. There has a lot which happened in the United States over the past five years that really dispels any myths that our institutions are invincible, or that there is something exceptional about them. Charlottesville was the moment which inspired the story.

I also have a soft spot for ‘She Never Killed Her Spiders.’ I don’t know why. I just do. It has a lot of banter and I like writing banter.

Then there is ‘The Last Mayflies Out of Bogota,’ which was really my COVID trauma story. We all have COVID trauma stories, but my sudden departure from Colombia still makes me sweat to this day. All this time later.

ON WRITING STUFF

greydog: Now, let’s go wide a bit. We know that over the first few years of your literary life, you’ve encountered both the pleasures and the frustrations of small and independent presses. What would you advise new and emerging writers, on the basis of what you’ve experienced?

sam: I guess I’ll give the advice I would have wanted about a year ago:

Expect this writing thing to come in waves. The first wave is your creativity. I’m a runner, or someone who is trying to get back into running, so I like the concept of “the wall,” this thing you hit that seems insurmountable and exhausting. You may hit a writing “wall.” And that’s not writer’s block, that’s different and I’ve never really had it. I mean that moment where you just don’t want to write. At all. The idea of opening a Word document may make you depressed, physically ill. That’s normal. Don’t write those days. Talk to other writers, read. Step away. It’s okay if you do.

Another wave is a popularity wave. For a moment there, John, it seemed like I could sell all of my stories in a matter of days. But that stopped, particularly as a lot of my reliable markets started to close. And I, at the time, took that to be a reflection of the quality of my work. What else am I supposed to think after all, if my work is no longer good enough to sale? Well, now people are biting again. Sure, it’s not at the pace it was when I started out, but honestly that’s okay. I look back on young Edwards and that guy…he could hustle. Elder Edwards does not have that sort of energy.

So, it’s okay to not write and to not sell stories. This is weird advice for writers, who write and sell stories. But remember you’re also a person, not a machine.

greydog: Given how much we’ve talked over the years, we might as well ask: your writing career mainly blossomed in the same five or six years as did that of failed plumber John Linwood Grant, and you were in regular contact. He also wrote the introduction to your new book. Clearly, he was both a protective auntie and a proud uncle, telling you to stay on your skateboard and to pay no attention to Mrs Pralowski and her annoying cat. Her trash-can was hardly dented. Do you see any areas in which your work or approach coincides with his?

sam: I’d like to think so. It would mean a lot to me. You and I both write character-centric stories. We both like occult detectives. We have strong opinions about dogs. Truly, I couldn’t think of a more apt comparison.

greydog: We also remember that we were also going to ask you something about Russians, but maybe that was because we’d finished our home-made Turkish Delight vodka. The coffee bean vodka didn’t work – it was horribly bitter. Maybe it was to do with your love of Russian literature. We’ll let you take over on this one.

sam: <Russian cricket noises> I just finished some short stories by Nikolai Leskov. I recommend ‘The Spook’ and ‘A Robbery’. Leskov is Russia’s answer to Saki and O. Henry, the missing link between the humorous fantasy of Gogol and the heart-breaking realism of Tolstoy.

greydog: There we are – a two-line guide to Russian literature. That’ll do, unless we ever remember the point we had. So, we know that you’ve now completed your first novel – so lots of time dictating flowing paragraphs to your secretary, in between sipping mint juleps. Or was it slightly harder than that?

sam: Remember when I talked about “the wall?” I hit “the wall” about 9,000 words into my novel. Which is far earlier than other writers I’ve talked to who have made the decision to write a novel.

It was difficult, because I had a very big idea and had never told big stories before. There were muscles that I had never used. I’d liken writing a short story to building something you can hold in your hand. You can carefully mold it, hold it. A novel is more like building something you have to live in.

So my first secret to novel writing is finding a very interested publisher who entices you with allusions to money. I talked about my “wall” with the venerable Ross E. Lockhart, who told me to send him what I had. Mr. Lockhart read it, and told me that if the manuscript were complete he would be making me an offer.

That lit a fire under me. I then took every weekend in the summer of 2020 to work on the novel. I mean, full day shifts writing the thing and reading Russian Literature (Vasily Grossman’s Stalingrad and Life and Fate, two of the best novels ever written). I quickly learned that my outline was not going to work. There are characters in the final story who were not in my outlines, unplanned events, abandoned conceits. I very quickly got over my wall and moved the novel forward by asking “what would I want to read next?” As a consequence, there’s not much in the way of filler or padding in the story now.

greydog: Finally, is there one single tale in Death of an Author which you would recommend as ‘quintessential Edwards’? And when is the book due out?

sam: A younger Edwards would have a recommendation, but after the damn cat story from Whiskey became the most consistently popular story I don’t think even I know what a ‘quintessential Edwards’ story is. If any stories have cats in them, that’s the one. The book is due out on 25th June.

greydog: Sam L Edwards, thanks for joining us, and all the best for the new collection.

sam: Thank you, John, and good luck with Biscuit. He seems like a handful.

<Biscuit the Appalling, puppy of this parish, eats remaining notes>

Death of an Author, by Sam L Edwards, is currently on pre-order from the publisher:
https://journalstone.com/bookstore/the-death-of-an-author/


In a day or two, Sam L Edwards interviews old greydog. So be there, or be… well, someone who isn’t there…

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LURCHERS FOR BEGINNERS: THE IMPOSTOR?

In which, dear listener, we consider how nurture beats nature, as we end up with a Staffordshire x puppy who believes he’s a lurcher. Quite how this worked out we have no idea, but there’s little doubt that Biscuit, our ten month old staffy-type pest, thinks he’s a long dog. Just a short longdog, that’s all. And we wonder how often this sort of thing happens.

first days

If you didn’t already know, it all began as one of those accidents, where we reluctantly took on an unwanted pup who had been rejected twice, most recently by a family with kids – he was too boisterous for them. I say ‘reluctantly’  because we had planned for another lurcher, but this poor little soul was around eight weeks old, and in need, and so…

We’re fairly experienced, and have had difficult dogs – like our late Jade, a lurcher rescued from the streets of London who had a tendency to shriek at everything, and to try and bite visitors, but who was gentleness personified with family members. But anyway, this new, lively scrap was young, and could surely be trained. Besides, decades ago we had rescued a full staffy who was the softest dollop imaginable, How hard could it be?

So we sailed into this with all the confidence of someone walking over the cliff edge in a thick fog…

uh oh, this is a bit scary…

Thus the new arrival was introduced to the rest of the pack – two much older long dogs. Conscious of his bull terrier element, we didn’t want a name that had any aggressive sound to it – no shouting “Come here, Fang the Destroyer!” in the local fields – and so he became Biscuit (or Ick-Bick, when he was really good).

At first he was what you might expect. Poorly house-trained, ridiculously full of energy, always hungry, and bitey. Not aggressive, but heavily focussed on sinking his teensy teeth indiscriminately into pullovers, cushions, shoes – and any limbs we left lying about (in fact, he has so far totally destroyed at least nine pairs of shoes).

ok, maybe i can cope

We soldiered on, despite the destruction of property. He took to ‘Sit’ quickly, and his house-training improved week on week. Then we noticed that he was attempting to bond with our thirteen year old female long dog, Chilli (a deerhound x greyhound).

Now, Chilli is a total boss dog, being solitary when she wants to be, annoyingly sociable when wanting attention, and a demanding Empress to other dogs, who she dominates. Once they understand she’s in charge, she plays with them enthusiastically, but she won’t be subservient to any other hound. Rottweilers have crouched, grovelled and shown their bellies to her – literally.

i can fight monsters

As our ailing but amiable  old fellow, Django, was keeping out of this, we feared disaster. Chilli did not suffer fools gladly, let’s put it that way.

We tried not to interfere. Dogs are dogs, and if you’re fortunate, they find their own acceptable levels of interaction eventually.  Biscuit was certainly unbearably persistent and very demanding with Chilli, enough to earn some savage snaps, snarls, and once a bloody ear, but he would not give up. And after a couple of months, something interesting happened. She began to initiate bitey-face with him, as she had with Django when they were young.

He responded with joy, and despite never knowing when to stop, entered into daily sessions, the two of them filling the house regularly with what sounded like an unfeasibly large, starving wolf pack engaged in mortal combat. Mouthies and bitey-face became a big part of his life.

i’m a lurcher, i am

At the same time, our teensy monster had clearly been observing both Chilli and Django with fascination. Following Django’s lead, he learned how to counter-surf in earnest, and how to try poking the fridge open (perpetual Djangoid behaviours). Then he started sprawling and sleeping upside down in exactly the same position as our lurchers, and trying to copy some of their usual postures – even though he was too stubby to manage all of them.

And we wondered about this… there was every sign that he thought himself a long dog. He began to get pickier about his food, like Chilli, and to alternate mad zoomies with long naps – and yes, whilst many dogs do a range of these sort of things, Biscuit appeared very much to have modelled himself on his adults. Which was either amusing or horrifying, depending on what you think of lurcher habits.

yep, no doubt about it

So, nurture does appear to be winning out. We lost dear Django to arthritis and Cushings earlier this year, but Chilli and Biscuit are now a classic odd couple. A tall, slender black long dog with a white mask, and a short-legged staffy x determined to walk, play, sleep and live like a lurcher.

peace… for five minutes

Impostor, or honorary member of that noble clan? We are inclined towards the latter – and are relieved that we didn’t rescue a goat. There’s only so much chewing a household can take…

a typcial shoe in our house


Back in a couple of days with some weird book stuff, and then maybe more magnificent lurchery things. You can subscribe for free to be updated when we post – it’s top left on computers, but where it is on mobile phones, we have no idea…

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THE OCCULT DETECTIVE RETURNS

We’re back in action at old greydogtales, dear listener, with lots to come over the following months, but let’s get right in there today with exciting news from Occult Detective Magazine

OCCULT DETECTIVE MAGAZINE IS PROUD TO PRESENT

A bumper new issue – over 100,000 words – featuring both unpublished stories and reprints new to the magazine’s pages, all generously offered by some terrific authors to promote the magazine. None of these tales have appeared in ODM before, and one or two are otherwise hard to find.

ODM #0 is completely FREE as a thank you to loyal readers over the last few years, and as a taste of what the magazine does for those not in the know.

This special issue includes stories by:

  • Mike Carey
  • Sam L Edwards
  • Joshua M Reynolds
  • Bev Allen
  • Paul Finch
  • Willie Meikle
  • E J Stevens
  • I A Watson
  • Jilly Paddock
  • John Linwood Grant
  • Mike Chinn
  • Adrian Cole
  • Rosemary Pardoe

Plus a host of non-fiction articles and reviews by G W Thomas, Tim Prasil, Dave Panchyk, and Dave Brzeski. With art by Autumn Barlow, Adam Benet Shaw and Enrique Meseguer.

ODM #0 is available at no cost now in pdf, epub and mobi formats (see below). A limited edition print edition may follow later.

FREE DIRECT DOWNLOAD OF THE FULL ISSUE

 

Occult Detective Magazine #0 PDF

Occult Detective Magazine #0 EPUB

Occult Detective Magazine #0 MOBI

If you have any download problems, just email

occultdetectivemagazine@gmail.com



And the next regular issue, ODM #8, will be out soon, with all-new tales of unwise investigations, eerie events and catastrophic encounters – plus the occasional victory for the occult detectives.

This issue will include:

  • Brandon Barrows – Angel Scales
  • Melanie Atherton Allen – The Voice on the Moor
  • Paul StJohn Mackintosh – Ghost Trainspotting
  • Uche Nwaka – Spirit Counsellor
  • Rhys Hughes – Memory Fumes
  • Robert Guffey – Committee of Mystery
  • Rebecca Buchanan – The Bones are Walking
  • D G Laredoute – Theatre of the Mind-Read
  • C L Raven – The Dead Shall Rise
  • Carsten Schmitt – Tahdukeh
  • Christina L White – Becoming Art Deco
  • I A Watson – Vinnie deSoth & the Saucer People

Plus the usual reviews, and interior art (so far) by Mutartis Boswell and Andy Paciorek.


And do come back soon for our usual range of strangenesses…

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