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John Linwood Grant writes occult detective and dark fantasy stories, in between running his beloved lurchers and baking far too many kinds of bread. Apart from that, he enjoys growing unusual fruit and reading rejection slips. He is six foot tall, ageing at an alarming rate, and has his own beard.

Portsmouth, Humgrummits and Walter Besant

Today, dear listener, we go down south, with a ramble around the Besant family, particularly the late Victorian writer Walter Besant, who wanders (just) into our Edwardian Arcane zone. Of his many books, we have a particular interest in his collection of supernatural stories with James Rice, The Case of Mr. Lucraft and other tales, and in his peculiar dystopias The Inner House and The Revolt of Man. However, we first have the pleasure of a much wider introduction to Walter Besant provided by author Matt Wingett, who has also republished Besant’s novel By Celia’s Arbour.

One of the other reasons we asked Matt for a proper opening piece is that he is a long-time scholar of all things Portsmouth-y, including its connections with many literary names (see further below). Our own knowledge of this fair city is limited to one visit, where we saw a warship the size of a small town (a US visitor?), and constant exposure during our youth to The Navy Lark, a BBC radio programme which ran from 1959 to 1977. We can still remember listening to it on a transistor radio in granny’s back garden.

by UK Government – http://www.defenceimagery.mod.uk/fotoweb

A now dubious comedy with a lot of dodgy innuendo, many episodes of The Navy Lark were set in and around Her Majesty’s Naval Base, Portsmouth (aka Pompey), with slivers of local life included, especially the pubs and the dockyard police. Of its long-term cast, international listeners will probably be most familiar with Jon Pertwee (as CPO Pertwee), who played the third Doctor Who during the same period as the comedy was broadcast (Dr Who 1970 – 1974). This allowed for a number of sly in-jokes about the Doctor and the Master, often taking the piss out of Pertwee.

jon pertwee (left), copyright BBC

TRIVIA ALERT: The first series of The Navy Lark included actor Dennis Price, who late in his career performed in the horror films Twins of Evil (1971), Horror Hospital (1973) and Theatre of Blood (1973). There was also an unsuccessful film of the radio comedy, and Pertwee later suggested, in his autobiography, that Price was not included because he was known to be bisexual or homosexual. Pertwee, to his credit, was not happy about this situation, and was also replaced in the film. As Price had played, magnificently, the suave serial murderer Louis Mazzini in Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949), we doubt that a weak comedy film was any great loss to his overall career.

In addition, The Navy Lark introduced us to humgrummits and floggle-toggles, neither of which existed. The humble humgrummit could be anything from a farmed vegetable to a key electronic component, and was thus a nonsense word you could use anywhere, very useful at school. “Sir, sir, my humgrummit’s stuck in my satchel again!”

But enough of that. Have some proper larnin’…


Walter Besant, How To Unforget Him

by Matt Wingett

Sometimes, when you have obsessions, the easiest thing to do about it is harness them and try to earn your crust. Just so with the curiously matched pair of ponies dragging the brougham of my life along. They are: 1) writing, and 2) Portsmouth. They don’t go at high speed but they do have an impressive pedigree. And sometimes they take you to unexpected places.

I’m by no means the first literary type to live in Portsmouth. Although it’s generally considered the “home of the Royal Navy”, the town was also the home of four of the greatest writers of the Victorian era. Portsmouth was the birthplace of Charles Dickens; H G Wells worked here as a shop-boy in Hide’s Drapery Emporium; Rudyard Kipling discovered aching loneliness while growing up in the resort suburb of Southsea; and in 1886 Arthur Conan Doyle wrote A Study In Scarlet, the first Sherlock Holmes novel, just a few hundred metres from Hide’s, and it was published the following year.

These are the well-trodden thoroughfares of Portsmouth literature. My twin obsessions also take me down its literary side roads, too. George Meredith grew up on the High Street (a celebrated novelist, he gave Thomas Hardy advice on saleable writing after rejecting his first novel while working as a publisher’s reader). Captain Marryat drank in bars here dreaming up Peter Simple, Midshipman Easy and Masterman Ready. And another impressive Victorian, now largely forgotten, born by a fly-ridden mill pond that fed the town’s moats was none other than Sir Walter Besant.

To those last three words, I expect to hear a massive “who?”

And you are right to “who” like that, because Besant is largely forgotten. So, as a Portsmouth man keen to celebrate his literary roots, let me help you unforget him.

walter besant
walter besant by Barraud c1880s

Walter Besant wrote over forty novels (I love that bibliographers aren’t sure exactly how many and vaguely write “over forty” or “nearly fifty”, as if there is a Schrodinger’s Novel or two in a box somewhere). In the 1890s he was considered one of the UK’s top literary names, one critic writing: “only Meredith and Hardy of the living novelists were ranked clearly above him.”

He also founded the Society of Authors, the organisation which still protects writers’ rights in the UK. Knighted for his literary and humanitarian contribution to Victorian society, he is today best known for his nine-volume History of London.

Long before all this, Besant was a Pompey lad growing up in the walled military town. He captures that childhood beautifully in his novel By Celia’s Arbour. Co-written with James Rice (an unsuccessful barrister who ran a literary magazine, Once A Week), the pair met when Rice published an unedited and uncredited draft of one of Besant’s articles. The two made up, and Rice suggested they write fiction together. Numerous short stories and nine novels ensured before Rice succumbed to an alleged early case of peanut allergy. Besant carried on, now “a novelist with a free hand” and was one of the first major writers to hire a literary agent.

None of this I knew when I first read By Celia’s Arbour (1884). Drawn by its subtitle, A Tale of Portsmouth Town, I downloaded it in a badly OCRed US library version, and despite many a “V V” instead of “W”, or “K” instead of “R” and other garbled words, the writing shone through.

walter besant

The insights into life in the walled fortress of Victorian Portsmouth and the towns clustered around it are extraordinary. Besant has a lyrical style which draws a picture with an artist’s eye. The Arbour of the title is in fact a bastion overlooking the harbour “where the grass was longest and greenest, the wild convolvulus most abundant, and where the noblest of the great elms which stood upon the ramparts—’to catch the enemy’s shells,’ said Leonard—threw out a gracious arm laden with leafy foliage to give a shade.” Always, this pastoral idyll is accompanied by intimations of war:

It was after eight; suddenly the sun, which a moment before was a great disc of burnished gold, sank below the thin line of land between sky and sea.

Then the evening gun from the Duke of York’s bastion proclaimed the death of another day with a loud report, which made the branches in the trees above us to shake and tremble. And from the barracks in the town; from the Harbour Admiral’s flagship; from the Port Admiral’s flagship; from the flagship of the Admiral in command of the Mediterranean Fleet, then in harbour; from the tower of the old church, there came such a firing of muskets, such a beating of drums, playing of fifes, ringing of bells, and sounding of trumpets, that you would have thought the sun was setting once for all, and receiving his farewell salute from a world he was leaving for ever to roll about in darkness.

These themes of beauty and violence are echoed throughout the book. The narrator, Laddie, actually Ladislas, is a hunchbacked Polish refugee from Tsarist Russia. In reality, the sizeable Polish community arrived in a refugee ship headed for America that was blown into port by a violent storm. Seeing their plight, the Government gave them leave to settle and a stipend to live on. In the novel, the plotting and machinations of displaced, bitter old men is central to the story, as is Laddie’s secret birthright.

In fact, the book weaves together so much. At one level, it is a story of unrequited love – for both Laddie and his best friend Leonard love Celia – but it incorporates much more. Some of the story revolves around Herr Räumer, an older Prussian ex-army officer of utterly ruthless turn of mind who masks his deeply cruel dispassion behind a mask of culture. At some points, Räumer and Laddie share philosophical exchanges which reveal that Nietzsche wasn’t the only writer in the 19th Century thinking about the Will To Power. A wonderful reply from Räumer after Laddy decries the corruption of politicians ironically comments that without their wickedness there would be “very little in life worth having. No indignation, no sermons, no speakers at meetings, no societies. What a loss to Great Britain!”

Räumer goes on:

“A great deal more would go if political and other wickedness are to go. There would be no armies, no officers, no lawyers, no doctors, no clergymen. The newspapers would have nothing to say, because the course of the world could be safely predicted by any one. All your learned professions would be gone at a blow.”

I laughed.

“Music and painting would remain.”

“But what would the painters do for subjects? You can’t create any interest in the picture of a fat and happy family. There would be no materials for pathos. No one would die under a hundred; and, as he would be a good man, there would be no doubt about his after fate. No one would be ill. All alike would be virtuous, contented, happy—and dull.”

The book is in many ways extraordinarily wide ranging, with the writers skilfully shifting from the philosophical to the comic to the nostalgic. At times the vibrancy of the town is caught, at others the lonely beach where a body is washed up is described with a mixture of awe and comedy. A trip up the harbour to the place where the true-life arsonist Jack The Painter’s tarred body was hanged in chains supplies an eerie interlude, where “the ghost continued to roam about the spot where the body had hung so long” – as well as a moral test for Laddie and Celia.

john (or jack) the painter

All the while, Besant writes lovingly of the Portsmouth Town of his memories. Sometimes overly nostalgic, the book is a long, slow-moving, precisely described Victorian Bourgeois novel. Do not expect a white knuckle ride! But a steady unfolding of the story, and the insights into the lives of the protagonists is fascinating, and in the end, satisfying.

Sir Walter Besant is a multi-faceted author, and there is more I could write about his life and his beautifully written novel, By Celia’s Arbour. But I am aware of the word count here, so will draw this to a close by saying that, yes, as a local micro-publisher, I reprinted the book. It has an introduction by Portsmouth University’s Dr Alison Habens that really captures the passion we both feel for the town and for Besant’s writing.

Now, any self-respecting publisher couldn’t leave off without mentioning that if you’d like a copy, you can order it post-free in the UK from my website. My publishing company is called Life Is Amazing, because life is amazing, actually. All that’s left to say, then, is – get your copy here:

walter besant

https://www.lifeisamazing.co.uk/product/by-celias-arbour-a-tale-of-portsmouth-town-walter-besant-james-rice

Thanks all!



We must point out that amongst other things, Matt is the author of The Snow Witch, a most excellent and evocative urban fantasy which we covered here: http://greydogtales.com/blog/the-snow-witch/


In a week or so, after various other articles which are over-due (as usual) we shall say more about Walter Besant’s speculative and supernatural works…

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The Margrave of Coming Out

It’s no secret that I have a fondness for following particular characters in my fiction, for exploring their worlds through strange or worrying tales. I often call myself a character writer because these folk come to me in odd hours as fully-formed people, and they inspire stories in their own right. Their names, their tastes, their reactions to events – these are known quantities, and each of them has a history of their own, whether I jot it down or not.

When I do write of them, I pick those who hold something which interests me personally – I often have no idea if readers will care or not. Hence Edwin Dry, the Deptford Assassin of Edwardian times; Mamma Lucy, the 1920s black hoodoo woman; the stuttering, cynical military intelligence man Captain Redvers Blake, and so forth. Plus Mr Bubbles, the slightly psychotic pony, of course.

Certain traits seem native to the characters from the very beginning, and can’t be changed without wrecking the character (I’ve tried a couple of times, and it was a disaster). I’m always absolutely sure of their religious and sexual identities, for example. Redvers Blake is a bitter atheist, and an unlucky heterosexual, whilst his fellow officer in Section Seventeen, Bob Usher, is gay but keeps quiet about it except to Blake – this is the 1900s military, after all. Mr Dry is an agnostic and might be described as asexual (he would never even think about it).

deptford assassin mr dry
mr dry by alan m clark

Mamma Lucy, on the other hand, believes strongly in her own concept of the Christian God – one which doesn’t suit some of her co-religionists – and has clearly had her earthy moments with a number of men in the past. Catherine Weatherhead, from my novel The Assassin’s Coin, is another agnostic, and sexually she’s whatever it suits her to be at the time, with a fondness for women.

mamma lucy by yves tourigny

But today I’ve been thinking of another character I like, one quite different from the above, who inhabits seventies Britain. Justin Margrave may, I suppose, be composed partly of aspects of myself and partly of traits drawn from people I knew back then, but to be honest, he just turned up in my brain one night (‘Margrave’ is also an ancient title, ‘a defender of borders’, related to terms like Marcher Lord).

Margrave is an art critic in the mid-1970s, based in London, and unlike my own shambling and ill-defined presence, he is erudite and cultured, a man in his early fifties who pursues art more energetically than he bothers to pursue relationships. He’s a friend of noted people like sculptor Barbara Hepworth.

sculpture by barbara hepworth

He is also distinctly and openly homosexual, rather than just ‘colourful’, and every one knows this – at a time when it could still often be best not to say so. The 1967 Act in the UK was really only partial decriminalisation, and homosexuals were still  expected to be discreet and keep holding hands and kissing  ‘off the streets’.

“…Any form of ostentatious behaviour now or in the future or any form of public flaunting would be utterly distasteful.”

Lord Arran

Margrave has a tendency to get involved in rather strange incidents, and is always a stalwart defender of people’s rights to have their own lives and make their own choices – until they hurt others. Not an occult investigator per se, but a man of curiosities, with an unusually open mind…

There are a few Margrave weird/horror stories in progress or wandering around, with one novelette, ‘Elk Boys’, coming out in an anthology next year, all being well. Here’s a snippet of another Margrave weird fiction story under construction right now, which may give you a taste of the character himself:

art michael keller

I have always considered green eyes to be quite fascinating when genuine. In this humdrum world, most people who claim to have them possess, in reality, eyes of an over-ambitious shade of hazel or blue. Striking enough, I suppose, but always slightly disappointing.

The young man in my study was slender, with thin fingers which danced upon the table between us; his skin was alabaster and whey – I wondered if the full sun had ever touched that face – and his eyes were almost pure green.

They reminded me of a rent-boy I had rescued from a Soho brothel a few years ago, in the early seventies. Poor Alex; I’d pointed out I had no interest in ‘trade’, but set him up in a cheap flat, and told him to get out of the game. He was back on the streets within a month. Quaaludes, cheap sherry and abuse did for him in the end. Only his wooden-faced older sister and I were at the funeral…

This was not an Alex though, but a certain Michael Iles, a stranger in the gloomily panelled office where I entertained new clients, dealers and fellow critics – people with whom I might not wish to share a glass of port. Strangers, enemies and those in between.

“Mr Margrave.” He hesitated, “You have a reputation…”

I smiled. “I have many reputations, – Michael, isn’t it? I assume that today you are interested in my modest talents as an occasional art dealer.”

“I… of course. I mean I know that you’re–”

“An ageing queen who has the silver key that opens many society doors?”

His cheeks reddened. “A very open-minded chap, I intended to say.”

I relented. Alex, poor soul, had never blushed at anything, probably part of his undoing.

“It’s fine, my boy. I shouldn’t tease. I am more a critic than a dealer, though. What can I do for you?”

“It’s… difficult. I’m looking for a painting.”

I placed my hands flat on the table, noting the wrinkles which formed on their backs. Was that a liver spot on its way? Surely not?

“You may have called in at the wrong port, then, I’m afraid. I lean more towards sculpture and the occasional objet d’art.”

“Oh, I know. But a friend suggested that you might help. There had been a terrible business on the coast, he said, and you knew a bit about, er, unusual occurrences–”

I coughed, a signal that he shouldn’t pursue the matter. Too raw, and too many necessary lies.

“So the cackle is that if Margrave’s in a good mood, he’ll have a varder at any odd situation without asking for the old dinari up front.”

He looked confused, and I laughed.

“The cant of a wicked city, dear boy. They say that I will sometimes ‘help out’ for free. Who was this London friend of yours?”

“Archie Crane.”

I stiffened. “You know Archie?” Crane was a young dealer in water-colours, and a garrulous nuisance. Not wicked, but pestiferous.

A spot of red again on each pale cheek. “He tried to pick me up at a gallery. I was only waiting for a friend, and there was a bit of scene…. Archie was very apologetic afterwards.”

His eyes captivated me. I was fortunate that my libido was unreliable, and also that I was probably more than twenty years older than he was (young men can be such a trial). To be avuncular with no hidden or sordid purpose is a pleasant thing. And he made me feel avuncular enough to help him…



We’re still in the October Frights Blog Hop period (10th – 15th October each year), so here’s the Link List. Remember to hop on over to check out these other participants’ offerings as well.

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

The Word Whisperer

Hawk’s Happenings

Carmilla Voiez Blog

M’habla’s!

CURIOSITIES

Frighten Me

Winnie Jean Howard

Always Another Chapter

Balancing Act

James P. McDonald

greydogtales


And there are details of some neat books by these authors over at Story Origin – a wide range of dark fiction, horror, odd stuff and more. Why not click and see if there’s anything you fancy?

https://storyoriginapp.com/to/b6ccoqi

 

 

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He Rides His Loud October Sky

Matilda told such Dreadful Lies,
It made one Gasp and Stretch one’s Eyes;
Her Aunt, who, from her Earliest Youth,
Had kept a Strict Regard for Truth,
Attempted to Believe Matilda:
The effort very nearly killed her…

Hilaire Belloc, ‘Matilda, Who told Lies, and was Burned to Death’

It is Autumn, dear listener, and we are mindful of mellow days, of copper and iron-red foliage, and lingering warmth in the evenings. We welcome the light bluster of October storms, the sly ripening of the last Summer fruits and the coming of the medlars – medlar jelly is a great favourite here; we stare in awe at the changing seasons in the garden, and we wonder why we have twenty three thousand green tomatoes, none of them big enough to be worth frying.

We also note that Americans call this period Fall, which is what we do constantly when we are out with the dogs and dragged in haste across slippery leaves.

And then we remembered that we were supposed to do something for the annual October Frights Blog Hop, in which an unruly gang of horror and supernatural writers join together to promote each other’s web-sites and works. As we did so, we recalled an odd piece of verse drawn on in Robert Westall’s novel The Scarecrows (1981):

He rides his loud October sky:

He does not die. He does not die.

The Scarecrows is a fine and disturbing book, ostensibly a young adult novel, but surely evocative for all ages. A teenager broods on his mother’s new relationship, and his dead father, whilst dark spirits feed on his emotions and the scarecrows gather around his home. If you haven’t read it, you should, either as a Jamesian tale of subtle scares, or as a psychological exploration of need.

SIDENOTE: As we don’t have a copy of The Scarecrows to hand, it’s also possible that this specific quote is from another young adult supernatural book we read in the seventies or eighties altogether, so no point in sueing us. How’s that for honesty? We think it was in this one by Westall.

From what we remember, the verse can be read as referring to the young man’s father, who was killed in Aden – and ‘He shall not die’ is the boy’s earnest grip on the memory of his father.  But where do these lines come from?

They are, in fact, the words of Hilaire Belloc (1870-1953), who is well known as the author of the collection Cautionary Tales (1907). More people will probably have read ‘Matilda, Who told Lies, and was Burned to Death,’ than any of Belloc’s other works. Although various artists produced later illustrations for Cautionary Tales, the original was illustrated by Belloc’s friend B.T.B. – Basil Templeton Blackwood. The collection is in the public domain in the States, but under copyright in the UK (and possibly a few other places).

However, keeping to our October theme, the lines quoted by Westall come from an interesting book entitled The Four Men: A Farrago (1911), issued seventy years before the publication of The Scarecrows.

hilaire belloc
courtesy of boydbooks.com – rare and used books

 

The Four Men is a hymn to the county of Sussex and its old ways – Belloc lived in a house called King’s Land at Shipley, West Sussex from 1906 until shortly before he died. The entire book takes place over a five day journey, one rather appropriate to our October whims and the Halloween which is coming, as the journey through Sussex lasts from 29 October to 2 November (All Souls’ Day).

It contains musings on the countryside, pieces of lore, and philosophical reflections, including verse and the odd tale, such as the fate of men who are drawn into Fairy Mounds (curiously, in Sussex dialect, the fairies are known as ‘pharisees’).

“They bring him a sack, and he stuffs it full of the gold pieces, full to the neck, and he shoulders it and makes to thank them, when, quite suddenly, he finds he is no longer in that hall, but on the open heath at early morning with no one about, and in an air quite miserably cold. Then that man, shivering and wondering whether ever he saw the Little People or no, says to himself, ‘At least I have my gold.’

“But when he goes to take the sack up again he finds it very light, and pouring out from it upon the ground he gets, instead of the gold they gave him, nothing but dead leaves; the round dead leaves and brown of the beech, and of the hornbeam, for it is of this sort that they mint the fairy gold.”

The novel is, in effect, a conversation between Belloc (‘Myself’) and three other characters with whom he travels – the Grizzlebeard, the Sailor and the Poet, each contributing their own viewpoint. These may be part of his own psyche – though Belloc also said that the three parts may also be seen as supernatural beings.

“(They), looking sadly at me, stood silent also for about the time in which a man can say good-bye with reverence. Then they all three turned about and went rapidly and with a purpose up the village street. I watched them, straining my sad eyes, but in a moment the mist received them and they had disappeared.”

And as ‘Myself’ muses about his life, and Sussex, at the end of the book, he delivers lines on what endures if a person is truly rooted in the land and landscape:

He rides his loud October sky:

He does not die. He does not die.

 

There are various editions of The Four Men, including an online facsimile (but again, remember copyright, as Belloc only died in 1953).  If you do hunt around for a physical copy, be sure that you find a decent reproduction of the original. As with many other period books, not all reprints are faithful.

We shall leave you there, and go back to being hauled through the sodden – if attractively coloured – leaves by over-eager lurchers…



October Frights Blog Hop Link List

Remember to hop on over to check out the other participants offerings as well.

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

The Word Whisperer

Hawk’s Happenings

Carmilla Voiez Blog

M’habla’s!

CURIOSITIES

Frighten Me

Winnie Jean Howard

Always Another Chapter

Balancing Act

James P. McDonald

greydogtales

And there are details of some neat books by these authors over at Story Origin – a wide range of dark fiction, horror, odd stuff and more. Why not click below and see if there’s anything you fancy…

october frights books at story origin

 

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The Many Myths of Brandon Barrows

The writing game can be a perverse lottery. Yes, craft and imagination are important, but we are not entirely convinced that talent always wins through. So much is down to chance – being noticed at the right moment by the right critic or agent, catching a marketing trend, accidentally get a media mention because of something else, and so on. Writers can work long hours for months and earn absolutely nothing. Nada. We ruminate thusly because over the years we have run many author interviews based not on material success, but on whether or not their work was unusual or interesting. Today, Duane Pesice interviews author Brandon Barrows, a craftsman who should probably be better known…

brandon barrows

We first encountered Brandon Barrows through his short collection The Castle-Town Tragedy (Dunhams Manor, 2015), which contains an excellent set of three stories concerning Carnacki the Ghost Finder, the occult detective created by William Hope Hodgson. These are indeed Carnacki tales, but they are slipped a little more towards modern sensibilities, avoiding too many archaic twists of style, and this works well. We thoroughly enjoyed them – and a further Carnacki story appeared in Occult Detective Quarterly #2.

Going backwards, we read his collection of weird fiction The Altar in the Hills (Raven Warren Studios, 2014), which also satisfied – a range of much shorter pieces which draw strongly on themes from H P Lovecraft. Brandon subsequently scripted a comics series – Mythos: Lovecraft’s Worlds (Calibre Comics) – and worked with artist Hugo Petrus, adapting such HPL stories as ‘Pickman’s Model’, ‘The Strange High House in the Mist’ and ‘The Curse of Yig’. All four issues are now available as a graphic novel.

After these, the author’s deep love for crime fiction and noir brought him to his novel This Rough Old World (Ulthar Press, 2018):

“Los Angeles, 1968, a time of radical change – for everyone but part-time private-eye Tom Ahearn, who’s stuck in a rut of routine and self-pity. When Charlie, a hippy of the lowest order, offers a quick buck for what seems like an easy job, Tom dives head-first into a world of casual sex, drugs, music and the occult. He’ll find himself rubbing shoulders with drugged-up hippies, young Republicans itching for war and slumming socialites bent on nothing less than completely reshaping the cosmos – all while unknowingly witnessing the nascence of one of the twentieth century’s most notorious evils.”

This is both a classic gritty private-eye novel and a piece of weird fiction, with an unexpected twist at the end.

Recent short works have also seen Brandon Barrows draw on one of his other interests, manga and the folklore of the Far East, a world of shadowy spirits and possessions, of oni and yokai, featuring Azuma Kuromori, a Japanese spiritual investigator. Here’s an extract from ‘Shadow’s Angle’ (ODQ#5):

Two in the afternoon and Sasai hadn’t tried to kill anyone yet. At least there was that. I didn’t know for a fact that he would try, but it was something to be prepared for. I had no idea what he was capable of. I doubted Sasai did himself, the way things had been the last couple of days. But even in the sparse mid-afternoon crowd of an average weekday in relatively sleepy Hatagaya, he wouldn’t try anything in the middle of the street. I hoped, anyway. That was the kind of trouble nobody needed.

There was already plenty of it, simmering, waiting—for what I didn’t know. I needed to keep it from boiling over.

I’d followed Yuta Sasai, at a discreet distance, for the better part of two days, and in that time I’d seen him devour with his eyes every inch of every woman and girl his path crossed, age no issue to his roaming gaze. Sexual harassment wasn’t his only sin, though. Yesterday, I’d seen him do some fast-talking and sleight of hand to grift a street vendor out of both wares and cash, only to toss his gains in a trash-bin on the next block. And, earlier that morning, he’d used some trick at a Suica machine to load his card with more than the system thought was possible, then leave the station without even glancing at the trains. No idea how he managed that or what the point of it might have been, other than general mischief. What was his vice, I wondered. Lust? Greed? Spite? General malevolence? I hadn’t an inkling, but it mattered. Before this was over, it would matter a hell of a lot. “Know thy enemy”—an exorcist’s mantra.

Sasai’s wanderings had taken him around three wards, and seemed aimless, apparently unfocused and without any overall goal. Was he looking for something? If so, he was going about it in the most half-assed way imaginable. I wanted to get this over with—it was anything but fun watching this thing ramble around the city wearing someone else’s skin, on pins and needles wondering what it’d do next—but patience can’t be overemphasized…

‘Shadow’s Angle’ copyright ODQ/Brandon Barrows 2019

Let’s hear from the man himself…


BRANDON BARROWS

Interviewed by Duane Pesice

Duane: Where should a reader that is new to your work start?

Brandon: My novel This Rough Old World is a fusion of most of everything I love: noir, private eyes, and cosmic abominations. A writer I respect called it Raymond Chandler meets Lovecraft, which is about the highest praise as I can imagine for this book.

Duane: Is there a piece that you are particularly proud of?

Brandon: I am extraordinarily fond of a weird story called ‘Beyond the Faded Shrine Gates,’ about a childhood incident from the life of my occult quasi-detective character Azuma Kuromori, that will appear later this year in Occult Detective Quarterly #7.

I’m also very proud of the Marshal Ernie Farrar western mysteries I’ve written, published in Crimson Streets Magazine. Those can be found online here:

“A Hanging Matter” – http://www.crimsonstreets.com/2018/05/27/a-hanging-matter/

“Noose Hungry” – http://www.crimsonstreets.com/2019/02/17/noose-hungry/

Duane: Whose work do you read, yourself?

Brandon: I read a tremendous amount of noir, mostly from the golden age of paperback originals, the 1950s, and the great mystery writers of the 1930s, as well as writers who are influenced by them. My absolute favorite writers, in no particular order, are Gil Brewer, Charles Williams, Donald Westlake, Erle Stanley, Louis L’Amour, and Max Allan Collins.

Duane: What kind of beer goes with your pizza? And what’s on the pizza?

Brandon: There’s a local ale I love called Switchback, from a brewery of the same name. There’s also a quadruple-bock called Day of Doom by Mystic Brewery I enjoy a lot.

As for pizza, I love pineapple and ham. Usually, it’s just pepperoni, though, because it’s the one kind of pizza my wife and I can agree on.

Duane: Do you consider your work weird, or horror? Or do you leave that to the marketing department?

Brandon: I leave it up to the reader, or the marketing department. I consider my work to be dark, in general, but the actual genre I write in varies wildly. I’ve written everything from Lovecraftian weird fiction to traditional westerns. There’s very little I’ve written where I was consciously going for horror, though I suppose there are horrific elements in much of my work. I’m very much interested in the dynamics between people, especially the way each of us are broken but somehow still manage to function, and that comes out in a variety of ways. There’s really nothing scarier than human beings.

Duane: You’ve been convicted of crimes against the empire. What would be your last meal? Include something big to hide the explosives in.

Brandon: A big vat of spare ribs with a nice block of C4 hidden in the bottom sounds good. I can fill up before I break out.

Duane: Are you involved in any arts besides writing? Any odd hobbies we should know about?

Brandon: I was in various bands for a number of years, but nothing recently. I draw occasionally, but generally not for public consumption. My hobbies are all pretty much book-related. I am a collector of paperback originals, particularly Gold Medal, Lion, and Pyramid Books, and am willing to travel to find them. Nothing weird or odd about that, I hope.

Duane: Cats or dogs?

Brandon: I love both, but we only have cats right now.

Duane: Tell us about a work-in-progress.

Brandon: I’m currently working on a P.I. novel that may or may not have supernatural elements. I like to write with an outline, because I tend to get lost in the work without one, but this piece I’m feeling out. All I’ll say right now is there’s a woman who’s intrigued a lot of men who is very real to them, but may or may not actually exist…

Duane: Thanks for joining us today. Is there anything else you would like readers to know?

Brandon: I appreciate the chance to chat and I hope folks will reach out if they’ve read my work. Writers thrive on feedback and many of us don’t hear enough from readers. I can be found on Twitter @BrandonBarrows and my website is www.brandonbarrowscomics.com



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