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The Writer on the Borderland 2: The Voice of Horror

An absolutely packed post this time,  with many wonders of the airwaves for you to try out. Yes, your minds will reel, your ears will bleed, as we look at William Hope Hodgson and audio horror, plus even some pieces of weird Hodgson-inspired music as well…

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I’m always looking out for tracks and readings which bring a shiver to the spine. I collect, in a haphazard manner, audio horror. To be more precise, I collect audio unease. It doesn’t have to be that horrifying, but it has to make the back of your neck feel suddenly cold. Some of the links below certainly do that.

The Voice of Horror has many delights. We’re missing Wayne June this week, sadly, which we hope is only temporary, but we are delighted to have been joined by Morgan Scorpion, who has narrated a whole host of WHH and H P Lovecraft stories, amongst other pieces. Read her interview later in this article. And so to that question which people ask me constantly:

“Mr Linseed Grant, sir,” they ask, “You must tell us, you must. Will your legendary and terrifying tale Sandra’s First Pony ever be released as an audiobook?”

“No,” I answer, a sad catch in my voice. “The Office of the Public Prosecutor has forbidden it. However, I do have loads of William Hope Hodgson sounds which you can enjoy instead.”

You should be able to access all of the following, in various states of commerciality and interpretation. If I’m wrong on any of the details or links, then I wouldn’t be at all surprised. I’m a writer, damn it Jim, not an archivist!

  1. Ghost Pirates (novel)
  2. The House on the Borderland (novel)
  3. Boats of the Glen Carrig (novel)
  4. The Night Land (novel)
  5. Carnacki the Ghostfinder (collection)
  6. The Voice in the Night (short)
  7. A Tropical Horror (short)
  8. The Derelict (short)
  9. The Stone Ship (short)
  10. The Thing in the Weeds (short)
  11. Captain Dan Danblasten (short)
  12. Inhabitants of the Middle Islet (short)

And for you alone, dear listener, dozens of greydogtales staff have worked night and day to provide you with more details and direct links. Don’t forget that if you want to know when our next WHH blog articles are out, you can always subscribe! We’re just an e-mail address away (that’s not a threat, honest)…

Librivox, the free audio provider for public-domain works, is a good source, as Librivox provides the first seven in the list above straight away, and for nothing. Some Carnacki stories have also been recorded separately.

Hope Hodgson on Librivox

Of the non-Librivox recordings, The House on the Borderland is the choice pick. The incomparable Wayne June has produced an excellent version, which we recommend highly:

The House on the Borderland

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Wayne, of course, has narrated some fantastic Lovecraft tales as well, and his The Dark Worlds of H P Lovecraft readings are superb. You are, quite simply, missing out if you’ve not heard them.

I also thoroughly enjoyed Jim Norton‘s four part version of HoB, available on Youtube:

Or if you want a real marathon, you could check out the 18 hour (!) full audiobook of The Night Land from Dreamscape, read by Drew Ariana:

The Night Land

The Voice in the Night short story is also available in a number of versions. This is the Paul Wright version on Youtube:

And here’s another version from Pseudopod podcasts:

The Voice in the Night

It’s a shame that more Hodgson short stories haven’t been recorded yet. A Tropical Horror has been adapted by Julia Hoverson to provide a spiffing dramatised version which can be found here:

A Tropical Horror

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The Derelict, a great story, is available as an audio performance by experienced narrator William Dufris and Mind’s Eye Productions:

The Derelict

And The Stone Ship was produced in 1980 as part of Nightfall, that wonderful old radio series (it’s worth trying other Nightfall episodes, too):

The Stone Ship

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The Thing in the Weeds is available via The Classic Tales podcast from Audio Boom. Another short, creepy one:

The Thing in the Weeds

Captain Dan Danblasten, not horror, is a Tales from the Potts House podcast (also has a podcast of The Voice in the Night):

Captain Dan Danblasten

And the last short, Inhabitants of the Middle Islet… OK, I cheated here. There is an audio version of this story, but it’s in French. I quite enjoyed it, but then I only understood about half of it. French speakers may be able to report back to greydogtales.

Inhabitants of the Middle Islet

In the process of checking sources, I also came across a great podcast site which was new to me, Tales to Terrify.

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Not only do they have all sorts of audio goodies, but they have a double podcast perfect for our WHH month – The Horse of the Invisible paired with Willie Meikle‘s Treason and Plot. Willie is, of course, featured in an interview in next weeks Hodgson – The Inheritors, so this is a great link. The host is the late Larry Santoro, who gives a detailed introduction to Hodgson (before you ask, the WHH death details given are corrected on the site) and the narration is by Robert Neufeld:

Horse of the Invisible/Treason & Plot

I think you’ll enjoy both of those.

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This Hodgson blog-fest is a collaborative venture, and so our interview this week is with Morgan Scorpion, a stalwart of Librivox but more importantly for our purposes, also a lover of the weird. Morgan has narrated at least fifteen Lovecraft stories, for example, and covered many other examples of ghostly and strange fiction. Rather than rattle on, I’ll let Morgan have her say:

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greydog: Welcome, Morgan, and many thanks for contributing to this week’s  section. I understand that you began narrating stories for Librivox because you were already a fan of their free audio?

Morgan: That’s true, I love audiobooks and couldn’t resist free ones. After listening to about 70 free audiobooks I began to feel I owed them something in return, so I decided to record a few chapters until I felt I had repaid them, only I discovered I enjoyed doing them. It’s good to feel useful.

greydog: I have to ask, given this month’s theme – what do you think about William Hope Hodgson’s writings on a personal level, as a reader? Or are they relatively new to you?

Morgan: I have enjoyed WHH’s stories since I was about eleven, on a personal level, I find them deliciously horrible, especially when fungi are involved. He has a great sense of the grotesque.

greydog:  Yes, the grotesque and the unknowable. Which links nicely for us, as you’ve also recorded a heck of a lot of H P Lovecraft for Librivox. Can you tell us which piece of his stands out for you?

Morgan: With Lovecraft, almost all of it stands out. My love for his writing is pretty much hero worship, and I couldn’t chose a favourite of his without pointing out that a different tale would be my favourite next week. So it would be a choice between The Music of Erich Zann, The Dunwich Horror, The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, The Rats in the Walls, or maybe…

greydog: I suppose the end result is more important to most greydogtales readers than the process, but I always ask recording artists this – do you mull over the piece first for a while and make notes to yourself, or do you throw yourself straight into the recording?

Morgan: I rarely record a story without having read it first, often several times. So although when it comes to recording, I just pick it up and read it without any notes or mental preparation. I make lots of mistakes while recording, and edit them out afterwards, I’d be terrible if I had to read out loud to an audience. Reading a story out loud is a very different experience from reading it silently to yourself, so no matter how many notes I made in advance, I doubt they’d be much use to me when it came to vocalising it.

greydog: So who is your own favourite narrator in this field?

Morgan: Vincent Price! He recorded lots of Poe, alas no Lovecraft, and you may find some online if you look. Roddy McDowall has also done a couple of horror tales by Lovecraft, and who could top Christopher Lee! I wish they had been able to do more. Of course there’s Jeffrey Combs, whose recording of Herbert West, Reanimator is wonderful. I also wish John Lithgow would record some horror tales. In a different genre, I love the audiobooks of Elizabeth Klett, so far she has done no horror that I know of, but she has recorded Edith Wharton, and done it perfectly.

greydog: Ah, the wonderful Vincent – great choice! And is there anything in the weird/occult domain that you’ve not narrated yet but which you really want to have a crack at?

Morgan: So many! In time I want to do more Lovecraft, more Poe, more E F Benson and more M R James. And there are so many that are in are in the public domain that I have been unable to get permission for, namely J B Priestley’s The Grey Ones, Anthony Boucher’s They Bite, Shirley Jackson’s We Have Always Lived at the Castle, oh and quite a few things by Thomas Ligotti or Ramsey Campbell. I’d also love to record Agatha Christie’s The Seance. Quite the nastiest short story imaginable, but I have no hope of being allowed to do that!

greydog: We should surround the Agatha Christie Estate with villagers and burning torches, demanding it. But to finish for now, a deliberately unfair question – what’s your favourite horror story of all time?

Morgan: I’d have to refer you to answer number three for that, but must also name Poe’s Masque of the Red Death, M R James’ An Evening’s Entertainment, T E D Klein’s The Events at Poroth Farm, Michael Shea’s The Autopsy and R Chetwynd Hayes The Day Father Brought Something Home.

greydog: Thank you, Morgan Scorpion, and we look forward to your next recording! In the meantime you can hear Morgan in action across a number of genres by following either of these links:

Morgan Scorpion on YouTube

Morgan’s Librivox Page

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As we near the end of this week’s offerings, here’s a couple of extras, to show how much I care about my listeners. Hodgson and Lovecraft have inspired a number of musicians, so let’s check out two entirely different pieces of work.

The first, which I must admit I loved, is Jon Brook‘s Cafe Kaput album Music for Thomas Carnacki.

“Utilising banks of oscillators, tape edits and analogue delays, Brooks created themes, cues and abstracts to depict the dark Edwardian setting of the story”.

Do call in and have a listen – it’s very atmospheric:

Music for Thomas Carnacki

If that’s not to your taste, then you might prefer The Boats of the Glen Carrig by ‘funeral doom’ metal group Ahab, who take inspiration from a number of maritime sources in their albums. I’m not up on Ahab, so you’ll have to find out for yourself. I’m a Metallica fan, but not sure what ‘funeral doom’ heavy metal is, so don’t ask me. The link takes you to a review and samples from the album.

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William Hope Hodgson does metal!

Ahab: Boats of the Glen Carrig

And that’s almost as much ear-bending as anyone can take in one post. As Morgan mentioned Vincent Price, who could charm the birds from the trees (or just knock them off their perches), I had to add one last recent find, nothing to do with WHH but new to me:

Vincent Price: A Hornbook for Witches – Stories and Poems for Halloween. This a recording from the 1976 Caedmon LP:

Love that voice.

Please join us in a few days for some audiovisual treats, and then Hodgson -The Inheritors, in which we present a two part look at those who have grasped the torch and lifted it high again, commencing with an interview with the prolific and excellent Willie Meikle. Asbestos gloves will be available at the door…

Don’t forget, by the way, we’re heading into the last day of the October Frights blog-hop. And here’s the list for the last time. Have a browse while you can…

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Shake Your Scary (Car) Booty

There is one Forbidden Zone, a Dark Place into which Django cannot look, cannot go. Car boot sales. He is, let’s face it, a bumbling, easy going dog, but he is a piddler extraordinaire. I stand by shops and pretend I don’t know him as he pees down someone’s advertising sign, or heads straight for the display outside the expensive florists. So car boots are a no-no for him. I cannot rummage through the contents of someone’s garage at a leisurely pace knowing that at any minute he’s going to water a box of vintage vinyl collectables.

We go to these events dogless, therefore, throughout the summer, and dig deep. My great joy is the hunting down and capture of old audiotapes. It’s a CD/mp3+ world, and so people gradually offload their stretched, half-magnetised audiobooks, usually into my waiting hands. Car boots are also wonderful for haggling, which I love. The thrill of getting fifty pence knocked off a tatty out-of-print paperback must be the same feeling achieved thousands of years ago, when you saw a mammoth trip over and told your tribe that you did that. Ah, that hunting instinct, finely honed through years of savaging innocent cardboard boxes on a Sunday morning…

Not that it’s relevant, but we also try and pick car boot sales where you can get a cup of tea and a bacon sandwich, with lots of brown sauce, so that we get a healthy balanced breakfast at the same time.horraudio1b

Horror and ghost story audiotapes are my primary prey, as you might expect, for many tapes are no longer available commercially. I love the hiss and thunk of a cassette tape ploughing its way along, and the happy hours spent rewinding one with a pencil, or trying to get the end of the tape back into the spool bit. Yes, I could get the digital download of some of them for my gas-powered computer, but it’s not the same. Making fancy bread, pizza dough and a bloody great sink-the-Bismark fruit cake? Set yourself up in the kitchen with an audiotape, and drift into baking bliss. Flour everywhere, feral brown dogs trying to steal the ingredients and something spine-shivery in the background.

Vincent Price, for example, reading The Speciality of the House, or Christopher Lee’s rendition of The Monkey’s Paw. The Room in the Tower by E F Benson, or one of Saki’s unpleasant little understated stories. Patricia Hodge reading Black Dog by Penelope Lively. All good.

I adore Vincent Price’s range, his ability to convey menace in quite soft tones, never needing to overdo it. The Price of Fear is a great series, well worth getting if you can. And Christopher Lee must be familiar to you anyway, with those deep tones which make you shiver.

horraudio2bEven better than audiotape, how many people here have got a copy of The King of Elfand’s Daughter LP on vinyl? A concept by two members of Steeleye “All Around my Cat” Span, the album not only has Mary Hopkins (!) and Alexis Corner, amongst others, but features Christopher Lee as the Elf-King himself.

“Why should my daughter be taken by pitiless time? This… Shall… Not… Be!”

Stunning stuff. I can’t say I like every song, but Christopher does deliver his part. I’m sure Lord Dunsany, the original author, would be tapping his toes to it, had he not died in 1957.

My favourite modern narrator, as mentioned weeks ago in Horror without Wires, is Wayne June. He reads, amongst other things, a great series called The Dark Worlds of H P Lovecraft, which really do the job. Six CDs or downloads of HPL’s creepy stories, about 20 hours (I’m guessing) of something nasty in the brain-shed. Inasmuch as I would ever recommend anything to my innocent, trusting listeners, I back these to the hilt.

(Which is odd for me, because I don’t like being told what to like. I deliberately buy strangely-named cheap toothpaste with arabic writing on it in order to take my stand against TV adverts, for example. “No, I’m not a dentist, but my white coat makes it clear that I know more about toothpaste than you do.” Bugger off. It’s my mouth. The rest of my teeth are going to fall out without the insidious influence of multi-global corporations, thank you very much.)

But I lost track there (or a number of tracks). Wayne June conveys menace without shouting at you, by letting it sink in instead. I don’t mind the odd horror film where everyone shrieks “I’m very upset! And “This is BADBADBAD!” but when you have audio only, you want his beautifully paced narration telling you just how awfully worrying things are, or are about to become.

So it’s official – Wayne June is more scary than seeing your rye and seed dough collapse right before you put it in the oven.

Or Django edging inches closer to someone’s perfect display of antique porcelain and slowly, slowly cocking his leg…

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Horror without Wires

Tonight’s lecture is about the radio. Please note that if your radio is telling you not to listen to me, you need to increase your medication. Or do you? The toaster thinks otherwise…

I was raised on BBC radio comedy. Non-Brits may have to be patient for a while. My Great-Aunt Olive lived with us in the late sixties, and the wireless set was on for her all the time, mostly Radio Four – or was it the Home Service back then? Digital radio meant poking your fat boy-child fingers at the tuning dial to try and keep the signal.

Apart from the occasionally interminable cricket matches, I was free to cling to the set and absorb foreign tongues. Received Pronunciation, in other words, or BBC English (my Yorkshire accent still has to struggle to emerge some days).

Some of the shows were awful, and some sound even worse today. The Clitheroe Kid, which I thought hilarious at the age of ten, is painful to revisit. The Navy Lark is idiotic with touches of genuine humour, and The Men from the Ministry is strangely comforting, like an old uncle who drones on repeating himself now and then. Not terribly funny, though.

Round the Horne, on the other hand, was funny, is funny and probably always will be. J Peasemold Gruntfuttock from Round the Horne is immortal. I think I took to a seventies show, The Burkiss Way, only because their Eric Pode of Croydon was a character in the same vein.

Kenneth Horne’s programme was rich with innuendo, the most terrible puns and movie spoofs, and the most ludicrous introductions. The cast ridiculed and railed at each other, and the fabulous Betty Marsden ploughed her way through as the only female member of the cast, giving as good as she got.

Before you ask, I will say little about The Goons, because I didn’t understand it when I was little. I was in my later teens when I finally realised what I was listening to. My only comment will be that The Canal, with Valentine Dyall, is one of the most enjoyable radio comedy episodes I have ever heard. You had to be there.

But no horror, no ghostly tales. Maybe my parents turned it off at that point, or Great-Aunt Olive had a firewall on the set which blocked out anything spooky.

So as I grew old and less wise, I started purchasing cassettes of short ghost stories, such as those by M R James, or The Price of Fear. I haunted, and still haunt, car-boot sales and charity shops, poking into the darkest corners. I got bored with Bram Stoker after buying six different versions of Dracula, but did manage to find Christopher Lee reading Classic Tales of the Supernatural. Almost as good a voice as Valentine Dyall. And Classic Ghost Stories, which includes Dickens and E Nesbit.

I thought I was doing well until I came across two more wondrous finds, both of them via the internet.

The first was Wayne June reading H P Lovecraft. The pleasure I had from Lovecraft’s stories was multiplied thricefold by hearing Wayne June’s voice intoning The Dunwich Horror, or The Horror at Red Hook. The weakest stories were improved; the strongest ones were made magnificent. The man could read my shopping list and make me feel worried.

(I should add a note here. I must admit to being impressed by Richard Coyle’s recent Lovecraft recordings. At the Mountains Of Madness is terrific, and The Shadow over Innsmouth is pretty damned good.)

My second discovery was American and Canadian Old Time Radio. Who knew that they had recorded hundreds of classic and contemporary horror stories on their commercial channels? Most of North America, presumably. But not Yorkshire. How much richer my childhood might have been, replacing The Clitheroe Kid with Nightfall.

I found streaming audio – I always think that should be screaming audio – for many wonderful stories. I particularly like the shows Dark Fantasy and The Haunting Hour. Witch’s Tale, delivered by “Old Nancy the witch of Salem” has its moments, but my award goes to The Weird Circle.WeirdCircleBroadcast between 1943 and 1945, it had the most marvellous opening and closing lines. The show began with

“In this cave by the restless sea, we are met to call from out of past, stories strange and weird. Bell keeper, toll the bell, so that all may know that we are gathered again in The Weird Circle.”

and ended with

“From the time worn pages of the past, we have recalled (whatever the episode was). Bell Keeper, toll the bell!”

The lines were delivered with great solemnity, to the sound of surging waves, and classic writers such as Poe and de Maupassant were included. Had I heard these as a child I would have been awestruck. They’re pretty cool today. You might end up smoking a lot of Ogden’s Fine Cut Tobacco, however.

So search out mystery and horror on Old Time Radio, if you haven’t already. And I’ll be here at the same time next week. In three or four days, actually, but what the hell…

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